Digong, The President

[Wh1stl3r2]

We're within range of NKR's missiles, right?

Not really one to speculate, but since the debris from one of the boosters of their previous tests years ago reached us, I say yes.

Philippines confirms N. Korea rocket debris falls off Northern Luzon

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Not really one to speculate, but since the debris from one of the boosters of their previous tests years ago reached us, I say yes.

Philippines confirms N. Korea rocket debris falls off Northern Luzon

Ibagsak niya Sa malacanang or one particular house in davao


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[Wh1stl3r2]

Ibagsak niya Sa malacanang or one particular house in davao


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Kaso sa malamang although may range sila, hirap pa rin sa accuracy. 😵

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Di ako ginising para sa photo op...hehehe.

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[Monseratto]

House Speaker calls for Bato resignation | Inquirer News

[dreamur]

House Speaker calls for Bato resignation | Inquirer News

Tactic to take the heat off digong who encouraged the cops to take the law into their own hands.

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[vinj]

House Speaker calls for Bato resignation | Inquirer News

Tactic to take the heat off digong who encouraged the cops to take the law into their own hands.

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The sacrificial lamb.

[dreamur]

By JoeAm

Three elephants in Malacanang Palace | The Society of Honor: the Philippines

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[dreamur]

For the japanese, this is worthy of seppuku!
South Korean murdered in Philippine police HQ: authorities | The Japan Times


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[anonemus]

Wala nang tard dito to defend Digong and Bato?

[Wh1stl3r2]

By JoeAm

Three elephants in Malacanang Palace | The Society of Honor: the Philippines

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4th elephant should be getting in bed with the Marcoses. Claims to have a clean government but welcomes the renaissance of a family with a legacy of murder & pillage with open arms.

[baludoy]

House Speaker calls for Bato resignation | Inquirer News

Trouble in paradise. Cracks are beginning to show on the facade of the house of duts

Btw nakakabadtrip iyong billboard ni basti duterte sa edsa [emoji36]

to be or not to be, that always confuses me!

[dreamur]

Fictional work from the wall of Bernard Ong.

I HAD A DREAM

Nothing like Martin Luther King Jr. Weird dream. Trapped in a snake pit. Palace by the river. Crisis meeting over kidnap-murder of Korean businessman. After niceties and fist-bumps, we went straight to business:

Mayor: ****** ina yang mga pulis na yan.
Bato: Sir, hindi natin tao yung mga yun.
Andanar: Sa sindikato ng droga yun.
Bato: Para siraan yung Tokhang natin.
Me: Totoo ba yan?

Andanar: Hindi importante ang totoo.
Panelo: Basta sabihin natin Change is Coming.
Mocha: Akong bahala. Sabihin natin Dilaw. Sisihin natin si Leni.
Bong Bong: Magkano kailangan mo?

Yasay: Sir, nasisira ang pangalan ng Pilipinas kung hindi maayos.
Cayetano: Akong bahala. Sasabihin ko “Philippines is safest place. Like Singapore.”
Bong Bong: Sinungaling !
Cayetano: Look who’s talking.
Panelo: Calm down, guys. We’re on the same team.

Me: Ano ng ba ng Team na ito?
All except BongBong: Du30.
Bong Bong: Marcos pa rin.
Mocha: Nalilito na ako.
Pacman: Ngano nalibugan man ka day?
Bong Bong (looks at Mocha): Magkano kailangan mo?
Mocha: Ah-eh. Malinaw na ulit.

Me: Wala ng naniniwala sa “Philippines is safest place” kalokohan
Mocha: Ako. Bilib pa rin ako diyan. Tsaka yung trolls natin.
Bong Bong: Magkano kailangan nila?
Andanar: Basta ulit-ulitin lang natin. Marami naman utu-uto.

Mayor: Tumahimik kayong lahat. Ang ayaw ko, yung pulis hindi sumunod ng utos ko.
Me: Illegal search. Illegal arrest. EJK – mukhang sinunod naman lahat ng DDS SOP.
Mayor: Hindi lahat. Sabi ko, ayaw ko yung balutin ng packaging tape. Kung patayin mo, patay lang – huwag na gumawa ng mummy. Hindi tayo Egypt.
Diokno: We will disallow packaging tape in PNP budget.

Mayor: Tsaka nakalimutan nila kabitan ng carton. Yung “Drug Addict. Huwag Tularan”
Diokno: We will allow pentel pen & cartolina in PNP budget.
Mayor: Tsaka nakalimutan sabihin pinatay dahil Nanlaban.
Andanar: Ihabol natin sa media.
Mocha (calls her ghost writer): Nanlaban daw.

Panelo: Some senators want to investigate Tokhang-for-Ransom
Dick: Ako ang bahala diyan. We will say it never happened. Parang DDS.
Bato: Huy tinuud baya kadtong DDS. Achievement gud namo to.
Dick: Kunwari lang. Like what we did to that guy Matobato.
Mayor: Good boy. Good boy.
Dick purrs happily & wags his tail furiously.
Bong Bong: Magkano kailangan mo?
Dick immediately jumps away from Mayor & sits on BongBong’s lap.

Panelo: This Senate is beginning to give us problems.
Dick: Sir. Sipain na natin yung LP sa majority. Para walang gusot sa Senado.
Cayetano: Pakana kasi ni Koko yan. Ginamit boto nila para hindi ako maging Senate president.
Dick: Now we can do it. They are opposing us everytime we lie.
Cayetano: Bakit ngayon lang. Malapit na ako umalis ng Senado para mag DFA. Sino magiging Senate President?
Dick: Ako na lang.
Bong Bong: Magkano kailangan mo?
Mocha (calls her ghost writer): Ipasok si Dick... Hindi yung dick, itong malaking Dick gaga !

Andanar: Eureka! May solusyon na ako.
Panelo: Good. Who do we bribe? How much?
Andanar: We will blame the Koreans. Sun Tzu tactic !

Andanar: Sabihin natin, sumabog iyong Samsung Galaxy Note 7. Nasuffocate sa usok. Tapos tuluyan nasunog iyong katawan ng Koreano.
Dick: We will lauch an investigation against Samsung.
Mocha (calls her ghost writer): Samsung… dilawan.
Mayor: Isama ko sila sa speech ko. ******-ina sila. Tamang-tama di ko na pwede upakan ang US. Takot ako kay Trump.

Everyone except me nods in agreement.

Mayor: Bato, ayaw ko na maulit ito. Pinatay sa Crame. Napapahiya ako
Bato: Sige sir. Isasara na natin ang Crame. Problem solved.
Diokno: We will sell Crame. Billions in revenues.
Bong Bong: Magkano sa akin diyan?

Bebot: Sir, gawin nating Fall Guy si Bato
Bato (flexes his biceps): Anong Fall Guy. Summer Guy ako. Kaya nga panay ang workout para sa beach.
Bebot: Ibig sabihin mag-resign ka. Para hindi mapahiya si Mayor.

Bato: Bakit ako mag-resign? Maraming libre. Boxing dito. Concert doon. Sayang naman. Good time na, naging bato pa.
Pacman: Akong bahala sa iyo. Yung concert libre kita. Yung boxing, gawin kita bodyguard.
Diokno: Marami naman tayo Intelligence Funds. Kahit anong gastos, walang probelma. walang makakaalam. Hindi magrereklamo ang Kongreso dahil maraming pork.
Bong Bong: Magkano sa akin diyan?

Pacman: Baka pwede gamitin P3-B intel fund. Para sponsor ng laban ko.
Diokno: Bakit P3-B? Saan mapupunta yun?
Pacman: Kalahati sa akin. Yung kalahati bahala na kayo.
Bong Bong: Magkano sa akin diyan?

Me: E laos ka na Pacman. Mas maganda panuurin yung replay – yung kinantahan ka ni Marquez ng lullaby.
Pacman: Mas magaling ako kumanta kay Marquez
Panelo: Ibig sabihin, pinatulog ka ni Marquez.

Pacman tries to hit me but hits Panelo instead. Knockout. Lesson: Keep your mouth shut.

Bato: E paano yung trabaho. Resign lang ako kapag wala ng droga.
Mayor: Loko pala ito. Naniwala na mawawala ang droga. Yung Tsina na komunista, may death penalty, lagpas isang daan taon na hindi nawala ang droga.
Bato: Ha? Akala ko seryoso tayo sa War-on-Drugs?
Mayor: 30 years natin hawak ang Davao. Nawala ba ng droga? Gamitin mo utak mo, Bato.

Me: Kung resignation lang. Dapat mauna si Mayor.
Bong Bong: Huwag muna. Hindi pa natanggal si Leni.
Panelo: Magkano sa akin diyan?

Then the alarm went off. Just a bad dream with really bad characters.

Disclaimers:
1. Work of fiction. Any relation to real-life villains in coincidental.
2. No dogs were harmed in this story.
3. I reserve the right to collect my share of any fees from Bong Bong to minions. 60-40 in my favor. I'm doing all the original thinking. They're just cut-and-paste parrots.

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[Monseratto]

The Duterte administration gave cops carte blanche authority to do as they pleased in the name of the war on drugs. None of them would go to jail, and a pardon would await anyone prosecuted in the line of duty, President Duterte himself announced.

It’s not much of a stretch to see how Sta. Isabel et al. saw in that atmosphere of special empowerment a golden opportunity to commit the horrific crime and get away with it, with the war on drugs excusing most anything. The sense of impunity seemed boundless with the murder by cops happening inside the PNP headquarters, the very seat of law enforcement in the country.

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[dreamur]

Quite fun to read digong's supporters bashing each other over alvarez' call for bato's resignation.

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[dreamur]

And the justice secretary already exonerated the suspect even before the trial starts.

Aguirre: Cop, wife have presented proof of innocence from South Korean’s kidnap-slay | News | GMA News Online

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[Wh1stl3r2]

An elaborate scheme done to discredit this admin is the best they can do? They are hard pressed for scripts to this one.

[dreamur]

And it was all for the show to pour sympathy on Bato. Alvarez sitting next to Bato during the latter's bday party celebration. Harap-harapang pang gagago!




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[anonemus]

And it was all for the show to pour sympathy on Bato. Alvarez sitting next to Bato during the latter's bday party celebration. Harap-harapang pang gagago!




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Yup. Binawi na ni Alvarez yung resign demand nya