
Originally Posted by
niky
Yaaa... bro... he was in the smoke, man... it was like waaaaay out.... :twak2:
If Jesus were alive now, he probably wouldn't be Catholic. He'd be a hippie. Peace, love, forgiveness. Go against the flow, listen to the children, dudes, don't force them to listen to you.
Various Church leaders would proclaim him the anti-Christ, the false prophet. They'd bait him with theological questions on "Evolution":
"Hey, peace bro, Give unto Darwin what is Darwin's, Give unto God what is God's... let the scientists have the monkeys, souls are all that count!"
On "Celibacy":
"Hey, I told you guys before to love one another! How can you preach my love if you don't practice it? Loosen up, guys!"
On "Women in the Church":
"Hey, if Mary Magdalene could preach my word, anybody can. When did I say women couldn't?"
They'd crucify him. Definitely. :(