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July 31st, 2013 09:59 AM #1831
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July 31st, 2013 10:04 AM #1832
[QUOTE=joemarski;2192985]Hmmmn... sometimes... Last time I ate it tasted like a warm sparkling wine.
I guess I should have taken some grapes first. :sad:[/QUOT
you want her clean, make her drink cranberry juice
you want her to taste and smell good, make her drink pineapple juice
feed her kimchi and she smells like old cabbage and garlic
feed her asparagus, she'd smell like fart
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July 31st, 2013 10:35 AM #1833
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July 31st, 2013 12:12 PM #1835
Pwede rin lagyan ng salad dressing to add spice and flavor... Caesar anyone? :grin2:
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July 31st, 2013 06:47 PM #1837A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of boots she loves.
The husband says, "No chance love, theyre way too expensive."
Later on in bed, the wife is just falling asleep when the husband tries his luck and places his hand on her hip and lower on to her tigh.
She turns to him and says, "I dont think so mate. If youre not prepared to shoe the horse then you sure as hell aint riding it!"
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July 31st, 2013 07:41 PM #1838She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment!'
My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!' Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?' She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'
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July 31st, 2013 11:28 PM #1839
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Choice I would have made as well.:nod:
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