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  1. Join Date
    Oct 2002
    Quote Originally Posted by Retz View Post

    bill namin kaninang dinner.
    Kasama nyo ba si GMA?

  2. Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Quote Originally Posted by crave View Post
    in Indonesian Rupiah?

  3. Join Date
    Feb 2011
    sa vietnam yata yan.

  4. Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Retz saan ba yan?

  5. Join Date
    May 2006
    Baka period dapat yung isang comma...

  6. Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Sa Zimbabwe

    Mayaman yan si Retz, eh.

  7. Join Date
    Oct 2011
    Quote Originally Posted by venrich View Post
    sa vietnam yata yan.

    tama! sa Ho Chi Minh.

  8. Join Date
    Oct 2011

    20mins Instagram and upload it to FB?

  9. Join Date
    Mar 2011
    You don't need bad language to be fun

    Remember these old Jewish comedians?

    Milton Berle,
    Groucho Marx,
    Jackie Mason,
    Victor Borge,
    Woody Allen,
    Joan Rivers,
    Lenny Bruce,
    George Burns,
    Gene Wilder,
    Mel Brooks,
    Phil Silvers,
    Rodney Dangerfield,
    Jack Benny
    And so many others.
    And there was not one swear word in their comedy!

    Here are a few examples:

    * I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

    * I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years! If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!

    * What are three words a woman never wants to hear when she's making love? "Honey, I'm home!"

    * Someone stole all my credit cards but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.

    * We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

    * My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night; only this time I stayed in the bathroom and cried.

    * My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea ...

    * She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate.
    She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

    * The Doctor gave a man six months to live.
    The man couldn't pay his bill so the doctor gave him another six months.

    * The Doctor called Mrs Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your cheque came back"
    Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!"

    * Doctor: "You'll live to be 60!"
    Patient: "I am 60!"
    Doctor: "See! What did I tell you?"

    * Patient: "I have a ringing in my ears."
    Doctor: "Don't answer!"

    * A drunk was in front of a judge.
    The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking."
    The drunk says "Okay, let's get started."

    * Why do Jewish divorces cost so much?
    * They're worth it.

    *The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much.
    *The study revealed that this is due to the fact that Won Ton spelled backward is Not Now.

    There is a big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins.
    In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable until it graduates from medical school.

    Q: Why don't Jewish mothers drink?
    A: Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
    Q: Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers?
    A: They never let anyone finish a sentence!

    A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his father he has a part in the play.
    He asks, "What part is it?"
    The boy says, "I play the part of the Jewish husband."
    "The father scowls and says, "Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part."

    Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: (Sigh)"Don't bother. I'll sit in the dark. I don't vont to be a nuisance to anybody."

    Q: What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish mother?
    A: Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.

    Q: Why are Jewish men circumcised?
    A: Because Jewish women don't like anything that isn't 10% off.

  10. Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Video games vs homework....

    Video Games wins Again!!!!

Joke Time!