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  1. Join Date
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    #1411
    bakla 1 to another: "man it;s raining again and we can't play outside"
    bakla 2 said:"okay,i know exactly what to do, let's play stick it up my butt and i'll guess what that object is".
    bakla 1 says: "okay; like it sounds like fun. if ever"
    bakla 2: wish ko lang magugustuhan mo ang game na ito
    bakla 1:okay mauna ka.
    bakla 2 went to the fridge and took a cold grape and stuck it to bakla 1's butthole
    bakla 1; it's cold, round, the size of a grape, it must be a grape
    bakla 2, like,it's right, tama ka
    bakla 1: my turn,
    bakla 1 went to the fridge and took a banana, peeled it and stuck it into baklaa 2's butthole
    bakla 2: it.s bent, it's cold, it's shaped like a titi, i know what it is, a banana
    bakla 1: it's like you're right,it is a banana
    bakla 2: it's my turn,
    bakla went to the bathroom and took something with a long handle and a rubber cup at the end
    what's that thing called again?

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    #1412
    Quote Originally Posted by d'flash View Post
    :rofl:

    I remember my ex told me na tabloids come up with really funny headlines

  3. Join Date
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    #1413
    ^

    Ganyan talaga mga headlines ng tabloid natin ngayon. Nabasa mo na ung bwelta ni jed salang sa headlines?

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    #1414
    Words to live by...


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    #1415
    Quote Originally Posted by Retz View Post
    ^

    Ganyan talaga mga headlines ng tabloid natin ngayon. Nabasa mo na ung bwelta ni jed salang sa headlines?
    Ayan ka na naman sa pangbibitin mo Ano bwelta?

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    #1416
    Quote Originally Posted by jick.cejoco View Post
    bakla 1 to another: "man it;s raining again and we can't play outside"
    bakla 2 said:"okay,i know exactly what to do, let's play stick it up my butt and i'll guess what that object is".
    bakla 1 says: "okay; like it sounds like fun. if ever"
    bakla 2: wish ko lang magugustuhan mo ang game na ito
    bakla 1:okay mauna ka.
    bakla 2 went to the fridge and took a cold grape and stuck it to bakla 1's butthole
    bakla 1; it's cold, round, the size of a grape, it must be a grape
    bakla 2, like,it's right, tama ka
    bakla 1: my turn,
    bakla 1 went to the fridge and took a banana, peeled it and stuck it into baklaa 2's butthole
    bakla 2: it.s bent, it's cold, it's shaped like a titi, i know what it is, a banana
    bakla 1: it's like you're right,it is a banana
    bakla 2: it's my turn,
    bakla went to the bathroom and took something with a long handle and a rubber cup at the end
    what's that thing called again?
    Yun yata ang ginagamit ng mga bakla para pang- higop ng buto ng santol. :bwahaha:

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    #1417

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    #1418
    aling juaning (a little bit loud, typical of an elderly woman losing the sense of hearing) "marta, ano ba yang dala mo, bote?"

    aling marta: "hindi mare, bote ito"

    aling juaning: "oh, akala ko bote"

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    #1419
    Quote Originally Posted by Cathy_for_you View Post
    Ayan ka na naman sa pangbibitin mo Ano bwelta?

    ma kwan daw si ai-ai.

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    #1420

Joke Time!