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    #891
    Quote Originally Posted by piscesboy View Post

    kaya pala mahal ang Shell.

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    #892
    baka nga mas mahal sa caltex.
    kaya sa shell nagpa gas. . . .

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    #893

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    #894
    “Do you have a hobby?” Marcos asks the visiting Australian prime minister.

    “Yes, I collect jokes people tell about me,” the guest replied. “And you?”

    “Oh, I collect people who tell jokes about me,” Marcos replies.

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    #895
    Quote Originally Posted by LiempoBoi View Post
    Nakita ko lang sa inbox ko.



    Kinuha daw ito sa facebook.
    lakos tama

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    #896

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    #899
    Taken from a facebook post:

    (Para sa mga open-minded!)

    Miss Universe Pageant.
    Q & A Portion
    QUESTION: Ms. America, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
    MS. AMERICA: Well, I would say that, male organs in America are like gentlemen.
    QUESTION: Why do you say that?
    MS. AMERICA: Because it stands every time it sees a woman.
    (Applause... Applause)

    QUESTION: Ms. Spain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
    MS. SPAIN: Male organs in our country are like toros in our very own bullfight.
    QUESTION: Why do you say that?
    MS. SPAIN: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
    (Applause.... Applause)

    QUESTION: Ms. Britain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
    MS. BRITAIN: Male organs in our country are like Shakespearian actors.
    QUESTION: Why do you say that?
    MS. BRITAIN: Because it cries after every performance.
    (Applause... Applause)

    QUESTION: Ms. Iran, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
    MS. IRAN: Well. I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
    QUESTION: And why do you say that?
    MS. IRAN: Because they always enter through the back door.
    (Applause... Applause)

    QUESTION: Ms. India, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
    MS. INDIA: Well, I can say that a male organ in India is like a laborer.
    QUESTION: Why do you say that?
    MS. INDIA: Because it works day & night.
    (Applause... Applause)

    QUESTION: Ms. Philippines, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
    MS. PHILIPPINES: Ahh... well, opcors, hihihi... I can say dat male organs in our country are like chismis!
    QUESTION: Chismis?
    MS. PHILIPPINES: Ayy! Sorry... it's ano, ahh kuwan... it means GOSSIP in our language.
    QUESTION: Hmm... interesting comparison. And why do you say that?
    MS. PHILIPPINES: Ayy... dyahe! Hihihi! Kasi... I mean... Because... it passes from mouth to mouth.
    (STANDING OVATION! )

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    #900

Joke Time!