Joke Time!

[Retz]

[Retz]

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[joemarski]

:jazzysax:

[joemarski]

[joemelr]

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Mabubuksan lang ito pagkatapos na ng weddingÜ

[chua_riwap]

Mabubuksan lang ito pagkatapos na ng weddingÜ

kelangan na ng WD40 nyan.......

[jick.cejoco]

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sa init ng panahon ngayon, siguradong panis na yan

[joemarski]

sa init ng panahon ngayon, siguradong panis na yan

Sa lahat ng pagkaing napapanis, ito lang ang "washing- washing" lang at mabango at masarap na naman. :slurp:

Kapag kinakain mo nga, hindi mo ma- describe ang tunay na lasa... PERO MASARAP!!!

[jodski]

Smells like fish but tastes like chicken??

[jick.cejoco]

lami djud
manyaman neh
naimas manin

[joemarski]

Smells like fish but tastes like chicken??

Hmmmn... sometimes... Last time I ate it tasted like a warm sparkling wine.
I guess I should have taken some grapes first. :sad:

[jick.cejoco]

[QUOTE=joemarski;2192985]Hmmmn... sometimes... Last time I ate it tasted like a warm sparkling wine.
I guess I should have taken some grapes first. :sad:[/QUOT

you want her clean, make her drink cranberry juice
you want her to taste and smell good, make her drink pineapple juice
feed her kimchi and she smells like old cabbage and garlic

feed her asparagus, she'd smell like fart

[joemarski]

[quote=jick.cejoco;2192988]

Hmmmn... sometimes... Last time I ate it tasted like a warm sparkling wine.
I guess I should have taken some grapes first. :sad:[/QUOT

you want her clean, make her drink cranberry juice
you want her to taste and smell good, make her drink pineapple juice
feed her kimchi and she smells like old cabbage and garlic

feed her asparagus, she'd smell like fart

I usually bring the wine and order the grapes outside. :naughty2:

Btw, we do keep a lot of fruit juices at home.

[joemarski]

Ito ang siguradong mapanghi. :hysterical:

[jodski]

Pwede rin lagyan ng salad dressing to add spice and flavor... Caesar anyone? :grin2:

[piscesboy]

[El Capitan]

A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of boots she loves.
The husband says, "No chance love, theyre way too expensive."

Later on in bed, the wife is just falling asleep when the husband tries his luck and places his hand on her hip and lower on to her tigh.

She turns to him and says, "I dont think so mate. If youre not prepared to shoe the horse then you sure as hell aint riding it!"

[El Capitan]

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment!'

My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!' Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?' She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'

[Retz]

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[joemarski]

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