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  1. naganogo
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    July 27th, 2013 01:41 AM #1801
    LOL!!! Final I have some smile. Nice joke.
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    July 27th, 2013 01:43 AM #1802
    ^

    share din your jokes sir.
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    July 27th, 2013 07:53 AM #1803
    Quote Originally Posted by Retz View Post
    pwede itong i-post sa MRT at LRT...
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    July 27th, 2013 08:45 AM #1804
    Dapat talaga may multa ang mga ga- suicide diyan sa LRT/MRT! Mang- aabala pa kasi para lang sikat
    ang style ng pagsu- suicide! Mga BUWISEEET! :mad:



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    July 27th, 2013 11:04 AM #1805
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    July 27th, 2013 12:18 PM #1806


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    July 27th, 2013 01:00 PM #1807
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    July 28th, 2013 10:02 AM #1808



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    July 28th, 2013 10:16 AM #1809
    "How's the weather?"

    "Gorgeous!!!" :slurp:

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    July 28th, 2013 10:51 AM #1810
    Elderly man having a walk happens to pass by a brothel.
    Prostitute calls out: "Hey grandapa , why don't you try?"

    Old man replies: " No my child i cannot"

    Prostitute : Cheer up...let's try!

    Elderly man enters and perform like a 25 yr old.

    Prosti say: oh my goosh! And you still say you cannot.




    Old man : "Ahh *** i can what i cannot is PAY" :boom:
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    July 28th, 2013 08:34 PM #1811
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    July 28th, 2013 10:23 PM #1812
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    July 28th, 2013 10:38 PM #1813
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    July 29th, 2013 12:25 PM #1814


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    July 29th, 2013 12:49 PM #1815
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    July 29th, 2013 04:34 PM #1816
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    July 29th, 2013 07:18 PM #1817


    Picture Picture!
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    July 29th, 2013 09:47 PM #1818
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    pag may time.
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    July 29th, 2013 09:48 PM #1819
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    July 29th, 2013 11:20 PM #1820
    a man standing in front of the urinal with his hands hidden inside his shirt looked helpless.
    a caring gentleman who noticed him without arms offered if he could be of help.
    the "armless" man says he woul like to relieve his bladder but can't
    the gentleman says "okay, i will help you" unzipping the poor guy's pants and holding his thing to piss into the urinal. the gentleman noticed some warts, blisters and swelling on the helpless guy's penis
    when the helpless man was done, the gentleman tucked his thing in, zipped his pants back.
    before the gentleman left, the helpless man stuck both his arms back out of the sleeves of his shirt.
    kinda upset, the gentleman asked "why didn't you do it yourself"
    the helpless man replied: i don't know what's wrong with my penis, but i ain't touching it myself
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