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    #401
    ^^^


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    #402

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    #403
    I was about to make a gay joke, butt f*ck it!!!

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    #404
    Quote Originally Posted by EE100shiro View Post




    Idol talaga si Lito Lapid.

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    #405

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    #406
    Quote Originally Posted by Retz View Post
    ..pati yung nunal sakto a.

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    #407
    ANG STORYA NG KANDILA:

    WIFE: Delayed na ko ng 1 month sa menstration. pero hwag mong sabihin kahit kanino, nahihiya ako.

    HUSBAND: Ok.

    (NEXT DAY, MAY DUMATING NA TAGA-MERALCO)

    MERALCO: Mam, delayed po kayo ng 1 month.

    WIFE: Pano mo nalaman?

    MERALCO: Nasa record po.

    HUSBAND: Aba! Bakit nakarecord dyan na delayed ang mrs. ko?!!! ???

    MERALCO: Kung gusto nyo po na mawala sa record, magbayad po kayo.

    HUSBAND: Eh, pano kung ayokong magbayad? >

    MERALCO: Eh, di, pupotolan kayo. . . 8-)

    HUSBAND: > TarantaXX ka pala eh! Anong gagamitin ni mrs.? >

    MERALCO: Pwede naman po syang gumamit ng KANDILA. :

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    #408
    Acohol does not solve problem...

    nietheir does milk. . .

    pero, buti pa ang alak, libre kung minsan. . . may nagpapainom ng libre. . .

    Eh, ang milk? Meron na bang nag-treat ng milk?
    At nagsabing . . . tara tol, DEDE tayo. . .

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    #409
    Bride from honeymoon was crying.

    friend: why are you crying?

    bride: ang ari ng asawa ko, sinlaki ng bote.

    Friend: Bonga, masarap yan!

    bride: anong masarap? sinlaki ng bote ng whiteflower.

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    #410
    GROOM: Bakit ka malungkot? Hindi ka ba masaya na pinakasalan kita maski G.R.O. ka?

    BRIDE: Iniisip ko kasi, tuwing magtatalik tayo, hindi mo na ako babayaran, sayang din kasi.

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