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    July 14th, 2013 08:53 PM #1661
    Eto bagay pang-joke time.



    Yung buong Urvan pambayad dun sa pintuan. HAHAHA
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    July 14th, 2013 09:31 PM #1662
    malamang kulang pa pambayad kahit ang buong urvan. pag minamalas ka nga naman talaga.
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    July 14th, 2013 09:40 PM #1663
    Pero from the picture it looks like it was the lambo that cut into the path of the urvan.

    Conduction sticker pa lang yung lambo. Ano kaya insurance provider nyan?
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    July 14th, 2013 09:52 PM #1664
    Quote Originally Posted by renzo_d10 View Post
    Eto bagay pang-joke time.



    Yung buong Urvan pambayad dun sa pintuan. HAHAHA
    Meron dati nag post, ung jeep pinanbayad sa nadamage na rim.
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    July 14th, 2013 10:32 PM #1665
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    July 14th, 2013 10:46 PM #1666
    Quote Originally Posted by renzo_d10 View Post
    Eto bagay pang-joke time.



    Yung buong Urvan pambayad dun sa pintuan. HAHAHA
    mukang yung lambo may kasalanan dyan.... may iba pang pics yan eh
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    July 15th, 2013 09:45 AM #1667
    Quote Originally Posted by 12vdc View Post
    Minsan nga problema ko rin ito... Kapag ganito na kasi karumi mga kamay ko,
    marami ng baklang umaali- aligid sa akin eh.... tulo laway pa. :hysterical:
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    July 15th, 2013 09:53 AM #1668


    :jeanie:
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    July 15th, 2013 11:27 AM #1669
    3 nurses working in a morgue discover a Dead Man with a hard on.
    The 1st Nurse says 'I cant let that go to waste'... and rides him.
    The 2nd Nurse does the same.
    The 3rd Nurse hesitates and explains she has her period... but does him anyway.
    Then suddenly the dead man sits up and the Nurses apologize saying they thought he was dead!
    The Man replies "I was, but after two jump starts and a blood transfusion I feel great!"
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    July 15th, 2013 11:56 AM #1670
    ^

    Mapapakamot na lang ako ng ulo.
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    July 15th, 2013 12:22 PM #1671
    Miss Universe question and answer portion for the last 4 finalist...

    Question : What can you say about the Male *** organ ?

    Ms USA : It's like a compass, it always find it's way in the dark.

    Ms Belgium : It's like a criminal because it easily gets angry at the slightest provocation.

    Ms. Canada : It's like a gossip, it transfer from mouth to mouth.

    Ms Philippines : It's so gentleman because it always bows after every great performance!
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    July 15th, 2013 02:20 PM #1672
    Quote Originally Posted by 12vdc View Post
    3 nurses working in a morgue discover a Dead Man with a hard on.
    The 1st Nurse says 'I cant let that go to waste'... and rides him.
    The 2nd Nurse does the same.
    The 3rd Nurse hesitates and explains she has her period... but does him anyway.
    Then suddenly the dead man sits up and the Nurses apologize saying they thought he was dead!
    The Man replies "I was, but after two jump starts and a blood transfusion I feel great!"
    Ang problema niya na lang... na- embalsamo na siya!
    Na- pulutan na ang laman- loob niya! Bwahahaha! :hysterical:
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    July 15th, 2013 03:00 PM #1673
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    July 15th, 2013 03:05 PM #1674
    ^

    May armalite pa.
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    July 16th, 2013 10:35 AM #1675
    Usapan ng dalawang magkaibigan

    Jose: Pare buntis ang girlfriend ko. Paano nangyari un eh lagi naman ako gumagamit ng condom
    Pedro: Ganito kc un pare. May isang lalake nasa gubat, habang naglalakad siya, may dumating na gutom na gutom na leon.
    Pumuwesto ung leon na pa-atake sa kanya, so, ang ginawa nya, tinapat nya ung payong sa leon at
    pinidot ung switch. Bang! patay yung leon.
    Jose: Imposible naman un pare. Malamang may ibang tumira dun.
    Pedro: EXACTLY!
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    July 16th, 2013 11:38 AM #1676
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    July 16th, 2013 11:56 AM #1677
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    July 16th, 2013 06:37 PM #1678
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    July 16th, 2013 06:37 PM #1679
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    July 16th, 2013 06:38 PM #1680
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