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July 15th, 2013 12:22 PM #1671
Miss Universe question and answer portion for the last 4 finalist...
Question : What can you say about the Male *** organ ?
Ms USA : It's like a compass, it always find it's way in the dark.
Ms Belgium : It's like a criminal because it easily gets angry at the slightest provocation.
Ms. Canada : It's like a gossip, it transfer from mouth to mouth.
Ms Philippines : It's so gentleman because it always bows after every great performance!
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July 15th, 2013 02:20 PM #1672
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July 16th, 2013 10:35 AM #1675
Usapan ng dalawang magkaibigan
Jose: Pare buntis ang girlfriend ko. Paano nangyari un eh lagi naman ako gumagamit ng condom
Pedro: Ganito kc un pare. May isang lalake nasa gubat, habang naglalakad siya, may dumating na gutom na gutom na leon.
Pumuwesto ung leon na pa-atake sa kanya, so, ang ginawa nya, tinapat nya ung payong sa leon at
pinidot ung switch. Bang! patay yung leon.
Jose: Imposible naman un pare. Malamang may ibang tumira dun.
Pedro: EXACTLY!
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Buhay na buhay ang BGC this evening. Bukas halos lahat ng restaurants. Sabi pa nung isang cashier...
Traffic!