Miss Universe question and answer portion for the last 4 finalist...

Question : What can you say about the Male *** organ ?

Ms USA : It's like a compass, it always find it's way in the dark.

Ms Belgium : It's like a criminal because it easily gets angry at the slightest provocation.

Ms. Canada : It's like a gossip, it transfer from mouth to mouth.

Ms Philippines : It's so gentleman because it always bows after every great performance!