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    #851

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    #852
    :barmy::barmy::barmy:

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    #853
    Quote Originally Posted by piscesboy View Post
    Ano ba iyan?

    From Afro to Shaggy?..... :hysterical:

    Ayos?

    16.8K:laundry:

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    #854
    Quote Originally Posted by Monseratto View Post
    Double mistake kasi "Arbic" yung una e instead of Arabic.

    Nagmadali yung nagphotoshop.

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    #855

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    #856
    Di lang pampamilya, pang-sports pa!

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    #857
    ^hirap sumakay dyan! lalo na ang matanda! :lol:

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    #858
    For all the hippies out there...
    THE NUN & THE HIPPIE..........

    A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her and asks, "Can we have ***?"

    "No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and gets off at the next stop.

    The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says, "I can tell you how to get to have *** with her..."

    "Yeah?", asks the hippie.

    "Yeah!", says the bus driver.

    "She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray. So all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff on your beard, and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God."

    The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery, dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night.

    "I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face. "Have *** with me."

    The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to anal ***, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.

    'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.

    "Ha-ha," he cries. "I'm the hippie!"

    "Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I'm the bus driver!

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    #859

    Mabuti na ung malinaw..

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    #860
    Korean Hit Parody...


Joke Time!