3 nurses working in a morgue discover a Dead Man with a hard on.
The 1st Nurse says 'I cant let that go to waste'... and rides him.
The 2nd Nurse does the same.
The 3rd Nurse hesitates and explains she has her period... but does him anyway.
Then suddenly the dead man sits up and the Nurses apologize saying they thought he was dead!
The Man replies "I was, but after two jump starts and a blood transfusion I feel great!"