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    January 10th, 2013 11:24 AM #961


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    January 11th, 2013 10:03 PM #964
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    January 12th, 2013 11:54 PM #965
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    January 13th, 2013 12:11 AM #966


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    January 13th, 2013 01:13 PM #967
    Quote Originally Posted by crave View Post
    Pagnagsidewalk clearing and MMDA dyan, Goodbye Trunk...Hellow Corolla Hatch!
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    January 13th, 2013 02:23 PM #968
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    January 15th, 2013 08:32 PM #969
    Quote Originally Posted by piscesboy View Post
    Tales from the Friendzone
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    January 24th, 2013 03:22 PM #971
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    January 28th, 2013 12:56 PM #972
    nakita ko lang sa FB..

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    January 28th, 2013 01:29 PM #973
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    Anak ng baka. :hysterical:
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    January 28th, 2013 02:15 PM #974
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    nasobrahan sa helicopter yung unano.
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    January 28th, 2013 10:55 PM #975
    Quote Originally Posted by antonath View Post
    nakita ko lang sa FB..

    hahaha grabe tawa ko dito.....galit pa sa correction
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    January 29th, 2013 11:10 AM #976
    napanuod nyo na ba yun sa FB vid na ni rape na manok??? hahaha
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    January 29th, 2013 11:53 AM #977
    Quote Originally Posted by antonath View Post
    napanuod nyo na ba yun sa FB vid na ni rape na manok??? hahaha
    yup! grabe yun. kadiri........
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    January 30th, 2013 04:02 PM #978
    The Misadventures of Boy Ngo Ngo


    Isang araw, Tinawag ni Inay si Boy, ang batang ngo-ngo.

    Inay: Boy, magpunta ka sa tindahan ni Aling Petra at bumili ka ng
    isang
    latang Pork & Beans!

    Boy: Omo, inay !


    Nagtungo si Boy Ngo Ngo sa tindahan ni Aling Petra. Tatlong bundok ang
    kaniyang nilakad. Pagdating ni Boy sa tindahan ay binati niya ang
    tindera.

    Boy: Aning Metra, ngamuta na mo ngayo? (Kamusta na po kayo?)

    Aling Petra: Mabuti naman. Ano ang kailangan mo Boy?"

    Boy: Mangmilan nga mo ng inang lata ng Mo e Meen! (Pagbilhan nga po ng
    isang lata ng Pork n Beans)

    Aling Petra: Ano kamo, Boy?

    Boy: Isa mong Mo e Meen (Isa pong Pork n Beans)

    Aling Petra: Paki-ulit nga Boy at hindi kita maintindihan.

    Boy: Mo e Meen! Mo e Meen - nyung nata lata! (Pork n Beans! Pork n
    Beans �
    Yung nasa lata!)

    Aling Petra: Hindi talaga kita maintindihan. Mabuti pa kaya ay i-spell
    mo
    na lang sa akin.

    Boy: O ninge. Mo e Meen. Netter Mi. (O sige. Pork n Beans. Letter
    P)

    Aling Petra: Letter 'B' ba?

    Boy: Ine! Netter Mi as in Minimines. (Hindi! Letter P as in
    Philippines)

    Aling Petra: Ha???

    Boy: Mi! (Kinanta ni Boy ang alphabet) Ey, Mi, Ni, Ni , E, Em,
    Nyee..En,
    Em, En, O, Mi! - - Mi!

    Aling Petra: Ahhh, P! Letter P! (Masiglang sagot ni Aling Petra.)

    Boy: Oo. Mi! Mo e Meen! (Oo! P! Pork n Beans!)

    Aling Petra: Sige ituloy mo Boy. 'P'...

    Boy: Ngo! (O)

    Aling Petra: Ano kamo?

    Boy: (Kumanta ulit) Ey, Mi, Ni, Ni , E, Em, Nyee... En, Em, En, Ngo�

    Aling Petra: Ahhh, titik O! P-O. Sige ituloy mo pa!

    Boy: Netter Arrng (Letter R)

    Aling Petra: Kantahin mo na lang ulit Boy.

    Boy: Ey, Mi, Ni, Ni , E, Em, Nyee... En, Em, En, O, Mi, Ngyu, Arrng!

    Aling Petra: Ahhh! Letter R. Malapit na. 'P-O-R'? Hindi ko pa rin
    makuha,
    Boy. Anong letter ang susunod?

    Boy: Ngey.

    Aling Petra: Letter A?

    Boy: Ini ho! (Sabay buntung-hininga si Boy) Ngey! A, Ma, Nga
    (A-Ba-Ka-Da
    ang kinanta)! Nga!"

    Aling Petra: Ka! Letter 'K' 'P-O-R-K' Ahhh Pork!!!

    Boy: Oo!!! Mo e Meen!

    Aling Petra: Pork and?

    Boy: Oo!! Mo e Meen!!!

    Aling Petra: Pork and Meen? Ahhhh!!! Alam ko na!!! Pork and Beans!!!

    Boy: Oo! Oo!! Mo e Meen!! Mo e Meen!!!!" ang masayang sigaw ni Boy.

    Aling Petra: Pork and Beans pala ang kailangan mo!!!

    Boy: Oo. Mo e Meen!

    Aling Petra: Hay nako!!!... Wala!!!
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    February 1st, 2013 03:42 AM #979
    ^HA HA HA!!! This made literally LOL :rofl:
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    February 1st, 2013 01:56 PM #980
    WOuld you?

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