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    October 10th, 2011 05:08 PM #261
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    October 10th, 2011 11:48 PM #262
    http://www.videobash.com/video_show/...le-flirt-34471
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    October 14th, 2011 04:09 PM #263
    Share ko lang po di ako matigil sa kakatawa pag nakikita ko ito eh
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    October 28th, 2011 01:21 PM #264
    Caller : Hello, can I speak to
    Annie Wan ?

    Operator : Yes, you can speak to
    me.

    Caller : No, I want to speak to
    Annie Wan !

    Operator : You are talking to
    someone! Who is this?

    Caller : I’m Sam Wan .
    And I need to talk to Annie Wan
    ! It’s urgent.

    Operator : I know you are someone
    and you want to talk to anyone! But
    what’s this urgent matter about?

    Caller : Well… just tell my
    sister Annie Wan that our
    brother Noe Wan has involved
    in an accident. Noe Wan
    injured and now Noe Wan is
    being sent to the hospital. Right now,
    Avery Wan is on his way to
    the hospital.

    Operator : Look if no one was
    injured and no one was sent to the
    hospital, then the accident isn’t an
    urgent matter! You may find this
    hilarious but I don’t have time for
    this!

    Caller : You are so rude! Who are
    you?

    Operator : I’m Saw Lee

    Caller : Yes! You should be
    sorry. Now give me your name!!
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    October 29th, 2011 08:10 PM #265
    Man reports date as burglar when girlfriend shows up - Yahoo!7

    Nakakatawa din kuwento, madiskarte si chicboi!
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    October 29th, 2011 08:42 PM #266
    Quote Originally Posted by xoom View Post
    As always! Madaling araw na naman nakauwi si Rikardo galing sa inuman at
    lasing na lasing. Pagdating nya ay tulog na ang kanyang misis kaya tumabi
    nalang sya sa kama at natulog na rin. Kinaumagahan, Sa muling pagmulat ng
    mata ni Rikardo ay nakita nya na ang katabi ay isang lalaki, bigla syang
    nagulat at bumangon!


    Rikardo: Sino ka! At ano ginagawa mo dito sa kwarto namin?!


    San Pedro: Huminahon ka Rikardo. Hindi ito ang kwarto nyo
    at ako ay si San Pedro.


    Rikardo: Ha? Kung ganon patay na ako!


    San Pedro: Ganon na nga iho.


    Rikardo: HINDI!!! HINDI ITO PWEDE! Ang dami ko pang hindi nagagawa. Ang
    dami ko pang naiwan sa mundo! Maawa ka San Pedro pabalikin mo ako sa
    lupa kahit man lang para makapagpaalam sa mga mahal ko sa buhay! Huhuhu....


    San Pedro: Teka huminahon ka. Hindi ka na pwede bumalik bilang ikaw pero
    pwede kita i-reincarnate bilang isang inahing manok o bayawak!


    Rikardo: Mmmm...kung bayawak baka mapatay uli agad ako. Inahing manok
    nalang po San Pedro, pero ilagay nyo po ako dun sa bukid namin para
    maging malapit ako sa pamilya ko!


    San Pedro: OK pagbibigyan ko ang kagustuhan mo.


    At muling nabuhay si Rikardo bilang isang inahing manok. Nakita
    nya ang sarili na puno ng balahibo at kasama nya ang ibang mga inahing
    manok sa bukid nila. Kinausap sya ng isa pang inahing manok na si Susy.


    Rikardo: Whew, isa na akong manok ganito pala ang feeling. Teka
    bakit parang umiinit ang tyan ko at kumukulo?


    Susy: Ikaw ba yung bagong manok dito? Ganyan talaga ang pakiramdam
    kapag malapit ka na mangitlog. Magrelax ka lang at hayaan mo syang
    dumaloy.


    Rikardo: Ano? Mangingitlog ako!!!. Oo nga pala inahin nga pala ako kaya
    normal lang siguro yun.


    Kahit medyo kinakabahan si Rikardo ay sinunod nya si Susy at nailabas nya
    ang unang itlog. Matapos mailabas ang itlog ay guminhawa ang pakiramdam ni Rikardo.


    Rikardo: Wow ganito pala ang pakiramdam ng mangitlog, napakasarap!
    Ngayon ko lang naramdaman ito. Para akong isang ina na nagsilang ng
    sangol! Napakasarap...ngayon ko lang naramdaman ito....pero teka bakit
    parang meron pa?


    Susy: Hwag ka mag-alala di tulad ng tao, tayong mga manok kaya
    natin mangitlog ng isa hangang walo, kaya magrelax ka lang at hayaan mo
    silang lumabas


    Rikardo: Ganon ba? O sige. Maraming salamat Susy! Hindi ko maintindihan
    ang nararamdaman ko pero totoong nakaka-antig ng damdamin.


    At muli na namang nangitlog si Rikardo. Gumaan muli ang pakiramdam nya.
    Napangiti at nasabi nya sa sarili nya na ito ang pinakamasarap na
    naramdaman nya sa buong buhay nya kahit na noon namumuhay pa sya bilang
    isang tao. Halos mapaluha sya sa galak. Naghahanda na sanang ilabas ni
    Rikardo ang pangatlo nyang itlog nang biglang may matigas na bagay na pumalo
    sa ulo nya at may narinig syang malakas na sigaw.



    Misis: Hoooy Put**%*#! Mo! Gumising kang demonyo ka! Bakit
    ka tumatae sa kama!!!
    Ito panalo talaga! :rofl:
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    November 23rd, 2011 02:54 PM #267
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    November 23rd, 2011 03:07 PM #268
    Pnoy to Ate Glo: Kung gusto mong umalis doon ka sa airport ng tatay mo… wag dito sa airport ng tatay ko.
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    November 23rd, 2011 03:34 PM #269
    Quote Originally Posted by itchier View Post
    Pnoy to Ate Glo: Kung gusto mong umalis doon ka sa airport ng tatay mo… wag dito sa airport ng tatay ko.
    oo nga naman.

    kaso puro budget airlines lang na-landing dun eh.....
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    November 23rd, 2011 06:27 PM #270
    Quote Originally Posted by itchier View Post
    Pnoy to Ate Glo: Kung gusto mong umalis doon ka sa airport ng tatay mo… wag dito sa airport ng tatay ko.
    hehe, very relevant joke ha. Amen to that brader.
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    January 4th, 2012 11:48 PM #271
    iphone ka ba?

    laruin mo naman yung angrybird ko. :D
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    January 13th, 2012 10:56 PM #272
    Epic...

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    January 13th, 2012 11:14 PM #273
    Quote Originally Posted by Monseratto View Post
    Epic...

    ganda ng pose, biglang tumiwarik.
    baka na-injure yung naka puti......
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    January 14th, 2012 01:22 PM #274

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    January 14th, 2012 09:36 PM #275
    Quote Originally Posted by foresterx View Post

    ahahahaha! grabe naman, ambilis ha. mahuli na lang yung iba, enjoy the race. hahaha!
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    January 15th, 2012 03:35 AM #276
    Girl: Hon, bili mo naman ako ng bag, LOUIS VUITTON, favorite ko kase yun eh.

    Boy: Sige hon, pero i-spell mo muna.




    Girl: Joke lang!.... AVON talaga favorite ko.
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    January 18th, 2012 02:59 AM #277
    Jeepney pinatigil ng pulis........

    Driver: O, Anung violation ko???

    Pulis: Wla!!!


    Driver: G*go ka pa la eh, bakit mo ko pinahinto????


    Pulis: T*nga ka pala eh sasakay ako!!!
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    January 20th, 2012 10:26 AM #278
    Isang umagang nagkita ang mag kumapare............


    ISLAW: Wow, pare ok na ulit ang tsikot mo ah gandang manakbo ulit.
    NOT_NOT: kelan mo nakita pare?
    ISLAW: gamit ng panganay mo kanina bago pumasok....ilan taon na ba yun at mahusay pa ha. sinung mekaniko ng kotse mo?
    NOT_NOT: naku pare 1992 model pa yan at mahusay lang talaga ang mekaniko ko. o iyan koste mo bago pa ata yun ah bakit nakagarahe lang, di mo ba pinaggagamit...parang 3 years pa lang sa yo yan ah?
    ISLAW: (malungkot ang mukha) eh pare sira ulit eh, di ko alam kung bakit? panay naman balik ko sa shop na yun, pero ilang buwan lang sira na naman...haysss laki gastos ko na......

    NOT_NOT: teka, san mo ba pinagawa yan at parating sira??
    ISLAW:....eh sa anu,......sa RAPIDE.
    NOT_NOT:....aysus...............kaya pala.
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    January 20th, 2012 10:42 AM #279
    Quote Originally Posted by slvrsrfr2301 View Post
    ahahahaha! grabe naman, ambilis ha. mahuli na lang yung iba, enjoy the race. hahaha!

    seems like the dog is staring at the same direction as mine.
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    January 20th, 2012 11:02 AM #280
    Quote Originally Posted by ogiecruzjr View Post
    Isang umagang nagkita ang mag kumapare............


    ISLAW: Wow, pare ok na ulit ang tsikot mo ah gandang manakbo ulit.
    NOT_NOT: kelan mo nakita pare?
    ISLAW: gamit ng panganay mo kanina bago pumasok....ilan taon na ba yun at mahusay pa ha. sinung mekaniko ng kotse mo?
    NOT_NOT: naku pare 1992 model pa yan at mahusay lang talaga ang mekaniko ko. o iyan koste mo bago pa ata yun ah bakit nakagarahe lang, di mo ba pinaggagamit...parang 3 years pa lang sa yo yan ah?
    ISLAW: (malungkot ang mukha) eh pare sira ulit eh, di ko alam kung bakit? panay naman balik ko sa shop na yun, pero ilang buwan lang sira na naman...haysss laki gastos ko na......

    NOT_NOT: teka, san mo ba pinagawa yan at parating sira??
    ISLAW:....eh sa anu,......sa RAPIDE.
    NOT_NOT:....aysus...............kaya pala.
    Hindi naman joke 'yan eh. Fact na yan. :hysterical:
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