Joke Time!

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[dr. d]

from a colleague:
"what can we learn from cows, hippoes, and elephants?"

[MR_BIG18]

from a colleague:
"what can we learn from cows, hippoes, and elephants?"

heard that one before, let the others answer....

animal joke naman.....why are dinosaurs extinct?

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[Rob@143]

Guys ingat! Nangyari kay Anton. This is from him.


*A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Home Depot, S&R, SM Mall of Asia, Robinson’s Galleria, or even Metrowalk.

This one caught me totally by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.*

*Here's how the scam works:

*Two nice looking, college-age girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It's impossible not to look). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's.*

*You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.*

*I had my wallet stolen Aug. 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, again on the 17th, 20th, 24th, and the 29th. Also Sept. 1st, 4th, 8th, twice on the 16th &17th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.*

*So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.*

* S&R has wallets on sale for Php 250.00 each. But I found even cheaper ones for Php 50.00 in Divisoria and bought them out.

Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Home Depot, to S&R.

So please, send this on to all the retired men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam.

(The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon.)*

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[BlancNoir]

Mga pogi daw bingi?



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[Kalil]

hahahahaha

[falken]

Mga pogi daw bingi?



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Paki ulit lang sinabi mo, di ko naririnig.

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