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November 3rd, 2017 09:02 PM #3622from a colleague:
"what can we learn from cows, hippoes, and elephants?"
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November 3rd, 2017 09:12 PM #3623heard that one before, let the others answer....
Originally Posted by dr. d
animal joke naman.....why are dinosaurs extinct?
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November 19th, 2017 09:31 PM #3626Guys ingat! Nangyari kay Anton. This is from him.
*A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Home Depot, S&R, SM Mall of Asia, Robinson’s Galleria, or even Metrowalk.
This one caught me totally by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.*
*Here's how the scam works:
*Two nice looking, college-age girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It's impossible not to look). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's.*
*You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.*
*I had my wallet stolen Aug. 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, again on the 17th, 20th, 24th, and the 29th. Also Sept. 1st, 4th, 8th, twice on the 16th &17th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.*
*So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.*
* S&R has wallets on sale for Php 250.00 each. But I found even cheaper ones for Php 50.00 in Divisoria and bought them out.
Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Home Depot, to S&R.
So please, send this on to all the retired men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam.
(The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon.)*
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November 20th, 2017 07:45 PM #3628Mga pogi daw bingi?
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November 20th, 2017 07:52 PM #3630Paki ulit lang sinabi mo, di ko naririnig. Originally Posted by BlancNoir
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November 20th, 2017 07:53 PM #3632Ano daw? Pakilaksan? Originally Posted by falken
This joke is old but gold
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November 20th, 2017 08:06 PM #3633Kaya pala si crush minsan may sasabihin ako, hindi magre respond, tapos maa asar ako. Hindi pala niya narinig Originally Posted by BlancNoir
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November 20th, 2017 08:29 PM #3634Ano daw? Di kita marinig. Pakilaksan please. Originally Posted by _Cathy_
Kaya pala si crush minsan may sasabihin ako, hindi magre respond, tapos maa asar ako. Hindi pala niya narinig
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November 20th, 2017 08:34 PM #3636*breaks character Originally Posted by _Cathy_
Akala ko sasabihin mo POGI! HAHAHA
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November 20th, 2017 08:36 PM #3637I literally LOL'd Originally Posted by BlancNoir
Akala dito sa office baliw ako tumatawa mag isa hahaha
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November 20th, 2017 08:48 PM #3638How do fishes get high? Originally Posted by _Cathy_
Sea-WEED
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November 20th, 2017 08:57 PM #3639Glad to know that sequence still works after 3 years i first used it. HAHA Originally Posted by _Cathy_
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Originally Posted by dr. d
hahahahahahaha
