Joke Time!

**willyfernando** · October 4th, 2014 03:47 AM

HOW TO START A FIGHT

The Humor-less Wife
I took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for herself."
And that's when the fight started...

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The Mis-informed Wife

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes", she sighed,
"He's my old boyfriend.... I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
And that's when the fight started...
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The well rounded Wife

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."
I bought her a bathroom scale.
And that's when the fight started...

**fanboi** · October 4th, 2014 11:14 AM

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**macsd** · October 5th, 2014 11:44 AM

Pia : Talagang malaking istorbo sa view ang condominium sa monumento ni Rizal.

Erap : No, no, no ginang senadora. Maganda po yang condominium na yan at kumpleto at pasado sa lahat ng requirements. Yan
bang monumento ni Rizal meron building permit ?

Isko : Wala po President Mayor.

Erap : Ano pa iniintay mo, ipa-demolish na agad for illegal construction at disturbance of view sa condominium.