Quote Originally Posted by minicarph View Post
The thing is even the volcano would frown upon us if we drop virgins in the mouth of the volcano.

Nowadays, the concept of virgin eh hinde naman artistahin o mga mestisa, chinita, morena. Usually di na virgin mga yan

So who will we drop, tomboy, nerdy looking girl teenagers, fat girls na never nag ka boyfriend or even old maids

Do you think this will make the volcano happy?

So mag explode na lang sya
Kaya nga ikaw na lang dapat ang ihulog sa bulkan.
I think that's your real purpose in life. You're someone special, you understand nature and God better than everyone else. So please sacrifice yourself and go jump in the volcano. With such a selfless and noble act, Taal would surely calm down and the cataclysmic eruption would not happen.