Funny / Stupid things that you did before

[miLes]

i was looking around sa garage dati nung bata pa aku eh ang daming tubong nakatayo sa wall nagulat nalang aku ng isa sa mga yung humampas sa ulo ku, buti naka eyeglasses aku na plastic kung di bukol aku, first thought ku was nagtatago bro ku dun sa mga tubo tapos hinampas aku o may multo yun pala nakaapak aku ng rake

natawa nalang aku kasi naalala ku sa cartoons ku nakikita yun pwede pala mangyari sa totoong buhay hahahaha

[sarahbaby]

Eto naman sa kin...

I was in the province about 4 years ago then me and my cousins decided to go to Jollibee (which is about an hour drive, probinsya kse eh! hehehe). Anyways, hiwa-hiwalay kme ng tables kse ang daming tao dun (bagong bukas palang halos at that time), then after I ate, I went to the washroom to clean up tapos pinuntahan ko yung dalawang pinsan ko na kumakain pa. Nakatayo lang ako sa side ng table nila and naramdaman ko na nauutot ako. Confident naman akong walang tao dun sa table sa likod ko (as that where I sat earlier) so umutot to the max ako! Hindi napansin ng mga pinsan ko so tuloy ang kwentuhan then napalingon ako to check kung may tao, then may dalawang chick nakaka-upo pa lang at masama ang tingin sa kin! Na-ututan ko sila sa muka and pati yung food nila! Tapos nagmadali ako palabas para mag-yosi sa sobrang hiya! hehehe!

chick ka dyan!

[Jun aka Pekto]

Overtook at least 14 18-wheelers, RV's, cars, and SUV's in one pass at a narrow 2-lane road with no shoulders between Sacramento and Chico (in California) and almost ended my life in my 20's if it wasn't for the incoming semi which swerved off the road to avoid a headon collision with me. I had 2 trucks ahead and beside me when driving room ran out.

Edit: Yep. I was pretty stupid when I was single. There were other times when my stupidity and recklessness almost killed me. But, this was the worst. The second worst one was the black ice incident.

The 3rd worst incident was at Oklahoma City where I cussed out a couple of rednecks and gave them the finger. They then proceeded to take out their guns and started chasing me all over Oklahoma City. Back then, I was driving a 1986 Nissan Pulsar NX which had something like 78hp. They were driving a pickup with at least a V8. It took all my driving skills and a good dose of terror and desperation to shake them off.

What started it? We met up at a stoplight. They called me a "grease ball" and my car a Japanese POS. I shouted back, "Shut up you f-ing retards!". We then started exchanging insults which culminated in me running for my life. That's why now, I'm always armed when I drive.....

Edit2:

The red Nissan Pulsar NX in the background got me out of a situation. Just the same, I decided to get a fast car to replace it....

[empy]

^luv the short shorts...you must get all the babes with those

[BlueBimmer]

[baiskee]

^luv the short shorts...you must get all the babes with those

alaskador ang tokwa..:bwahaha:

[Jun aka Pekto]

^luv the short shorts...you must get all the babes with those

Well, early 90's fashion. After the wife arrived, it's all baggy stuff now.

[Zeus]

Noong 1st year high school, nag paputok ng 5 sunod sunod na super lolo sa loob ng cr habang nag flag ceremony

Nagpaputok kaming magpinsan ng 4 sunod sunod na super lolo sa loob ng sinehan sa chinatown noong 1st day showing ng James bond movie 'Octopussy', standing room kasi, nagsitakbuhan mga tao at tuloy may upuan na kami

Hinubad ko ang pajama ng kalaro kong babae habang umaakyat siya sa hagdan ng double bed sa bahay, di niya maiakyat ang pajama dahil takot siyang mahulog, pagbaba ng hagdanan, hinabol niya at pinagpapalo ako

[renzo_d10]

Hinubad ko ang pajama ng kalaro kong babae habang umaakyat siya sa hagdan ng double bed sa bahay, di niya maiakyat ang pajama dahil takot siyang mahulog, pagbaba ng hagdanan, hinabol niya at pinagpapalo ako

Hayy.......the good ol` days

Ngayon di na pwede yan.....bwahahahaha

[mavsn]

nung college days ko watch kami ng
BITUIN WALANG NINGNING in uniform,
ayun niraid kami inside broadway cinema
and got suspended for 3days!hehe.

[kevin3000]

wearing my favorite boxer's around the campus hahaha and around the village!
may hinahatak sa likod ng klasmeyt na babae dati!
sa mines view 10 yrs old palang ako pagapak ko dun sa hagdan gumulong ako hahaha.. sabay tayo kaya niyo un?
grade 6 ako medyo maulan sa campus sabay takbo hahaha dulas! di ako makahinga hanep..
madami pa! hahaha

[vito corleone]

i was 22 yrs old and first time to experience the snow in japan, i had a picture of me taken na naka-shorts lang ako, then eventually removed the short and natira briefs lang, then eventually removed the. . .

our group in college produced a concert in school featuring dawn zulueta, dingdong avanzado, jamie rivera, et al. . .sa guest room, after introducing myself as a zulueta, too, (it's true), gave her a hug and a kiss (sa cheek lang). . .remember, this was the dawn zulueta 18 yrs ago

had rearranged the fingers of a mannequin clothing shop and turned it upwards to "help it" to give "the finger"

election late 80's. . .we had a candidate for councilor of the 3rd district of qc named faculdo, who looked like joaquin fajardo. . .i pulled down one of his posters, cut out the name and rearranged the letters, leaving only "cufal" under his smiling face on the picture, then put it back to be seen in the streets again

those were the days

[c_cube]

nun high school ako, sa PE class namin na volleyball. lagi kong pinapagulong yun mga bola pag pinapasa sa babae. eh maluluwag ang damit pag PE, so ayun pag yumuko.... i can see the summits

nun high school din ako, pag may fieldtrip naman. ang lagi kong plano na katabi sa bus eh babae. tas while on the road, laging CHEAP SHOT ako sa babae. i hold her hand, tas kunwari inaantok para makasandal sa shoulder, tas sasadyain kong nahuhulog yun ulo ko sa chest part ng katabi ko

hay... those were the good old days...

[vito corleone]

sa high school namin, there were at least three teachers na kabayo ang tawag namin, well, kasi mukhang kabayo (you know the features). . .so 'pag me nagkakasabay na naglalakad sa corridor, kinakanta namin yung theme song ng lone ranger or mimic a horse race announcer

announcer ako sa liga ng basketball sa bgy namin. . .during one of the time out periods, sinabihan ko gf ko thru the sound system, "i love you, yasmine" who was watching the game, nagalit, biglang umuwi (we were both teenagers). . .sinabihan ako later not to do something like that again kasi nahiya raw sya