Funny / Stupid things that you did before

[empy]

Wala pa akong maisip for my part so kwento ko na lang what stupid things my son did not so long ago he was 4 then, while my brother was driving suddenly my son emerged from the back seat (kala niya tulog) armed with his 2 finger na kinalikot nya sa 2mbong nya tapos with his left arm locking my brother head firmly while his armed fingers went directly into my brother's nostril, whoahh! nagsisigaw yong kapatid ko sa baho, natawa daw lahat ng makasalubong nilang sasakyan wala syang magawa kundi pagtiisan na lang kundi mababangga sila, luckily they're only driving along the fort. From that day my son was banned on the rear seat my brother would tie him up in the front seat.

waaahaaaaaahaaaaahaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sakit ng tiyan ko sa kakatawa :bwahaha: :bwahaha:

[mini_macky]

in pre-school i was trying to impress (daw) the kids in our street by going real fast in my bike...i didn't see this hump near our house...pag-tama ko sa hump...nag-darna ako...& landed face first on the pavement. ouch. i went to the states a few weeks after that na puro peklat mukha ko. hehehe

i was in grade 3...pabigatan ang grade 3 & grade 4 sa seesaw at that time...so paramihan ng makakaupo sa kanya-kanyang side (around 15+ ea side)...yung nag-ring yung bell, bigla ba namang umalis LAHAT ng kasama ko...naiwan ako...so...nag-DARNA ulit ako & landed face first sa seesaw...na-unconscious ako...was rushed to the clinic...when i woke up...all the pretty girls of the 4th grade were at my bed side watching over me. ayos!

in high school...i was walking up this flight of stairs with a classmate in front of me...suddenly...someone from behind grabbed & pulled on one of the feet of the guy in front of me...syempre napadapa siya...when i looked up...sinalubong ko yung paa nya SMACK in my face. arekupo!

i had a bmx before that had the foot brake...so i loved doing slide-braking...the driveway in our house in baguio is downhill so i always go really fast then would slide then brake just before our garage...this one time...when i slid going to the left...bigla dumiretso yung bike & dirediretso ako sa garage door namin (ilang kph ba yon? ang bilis ng takbo ko non eh. hahaha!) SPLAT! wala nakakita...i ended up laughing all by myself :D

i was in new zealand for summer camp...was at my foster family's place...i asked if i can borrow one of their bikes...they agreed...they even reminded me to wear a helmet (illegal kasi pag walang helmet) & to check the brakes before i go...so i had my helmet on & was going down the driveway...i suddenly remembered to check the brakes...i didn't know which was the front & rear brake...i squeezed the right brake...i was going downhill so tumukod yung bike on its front wheel for a second...the rear wheel was like 2-3 feet from the ground...i panicked...tried to counter pero tuloy-tuloy na lang ako bumagsak...para akong nag-front flip pero i landed on my head...buti na lang may helmet ako. hehehe

sensya na napahaba post ko :D meron pa ako mga naisip eh pero...mapapahiya na ako masyado eh...(hint: yung tipong ginagawa ng bata sa diaper...pero medyo may edad na ako non) BWAHAHAHA!!!

[empy]

^dude hindi ka ba nabrain damage sa kakaumpog ng ulo mo?

[cocoy_01]

when i was in gradeschool in letran:

first day ng prep pa lang, nagkalat na ako ng ***.. di pa ako umaamin kahit obvious na yun. uso pa nung gradeschool days yung amuyan ng pwet para magkahulihan lang. and also, pag naka pe shorts ka with you school polo, tumae ka nun!

when i was in grade 2 , i was suspended. reason? kasama daw ako nagdrawing ng bold dun sa drawing book. i was submissive that time, and di marunong magdrawing. ironically, architecture course ko ngayon.

we were playing baseball na pang kalye nun, it was my cousin's turn. stupid me, when he was about to hit the ball, i placed my hands on his foot and as if locked it loosely forming a ala baskeball hoop on his leg. when he hit the ball, as soon as he ran, subsob agad sa semento. ayun asthmatic na, di pa makahinga. yari ako.

[zidane21]

first day ng prep pa lang, nagkalat na ako ng ***.. di pa ako umaamin kahit obvious na yun. uso pa nung gradeschool days yung amuyan ng pwet para magkahulihan lang. and also, pag naka pe shorts ka with you school polo, tumae ka nun!

hahahahaha!!! meron pa nga kaming classmate before nung kinder, sa sobrang nyang pagmamatigas na hindi tumae sa cr, napansin na lang namin na natae na sya sa upuan malapot-lapot pang tumutulo mula sa inuupuan nya habang nasa gitna ng klase!!! kumalat yung amoy parang *** ng pusa!! :bwahaha:

[BlueGirl]

feeling ko sa dami hindi ko na maalala---yikes!!!...hehehe..

[cutedoc]

dami ako ginawang blunder lalo na nung elementary and highschool, nun elementary, i pulled out a chair nun paupo na yun classmate ko, natural nahulog siya and after that galit na galit, cheating one thing i cant forget i learned to do in highschool

[xuv]

- jumebs ako sa pants nung grade 1 tapos nung nasa cr nako silip ng silip yung mga kaklase ko. ayun! initsa ko sa kanila yung brief ko takbuhan sila palabas

- also in grade 1 my friend and i used to flush things in the toilet like pencils, sharpeners, erasers, crayons etc.

- one time may nag landing na ipis sa kamay ko, tumili ako na parang babae tawanan yung mga friends ko

- binabad namin yung pusang gala sa white paint

- nasa taas kami ng building tapos umihi kaming magba barkada sa isang plastic na pang coke (weewee bombs) tapos initsa namin sa mga kotseng dumadaan sabay tago

[BoEinG_747]

nang ma-uso ang short ng pam basketball na maluluwang at mahaba ..

ang sa akin ay more on mejo maluwang rather than mahaba

may laro kami doon sa nililigawan ko .after ng game doon kami kumain sa house ng tsiks

tapos ng laro of course palit ako ng shorts ,brief at shirt ..

later ko nalaman wala pala ako nadala na brief kundi short .T-shirt at towel lang ..

so no choice ..kung di mag lakad ng walang underwear..the problem is ..

may nasira na BULB at nakiusap sa akin mag pakabit..

dali dali ako umakyat sa ladder di ko na realize wala pala ako underwear..

since maluwang short ko madali makita ang nasa loob lalo nasa itaas ako at sa baba sila

alam ko nabosohan ako ng mga TITA ng tsiks ko .

.napuna kasi noon una cguro may nakabukol

kaya ng umakyat ako gusto makasiguro kung ano iyon

kasi habang nag didinner kami ay panay ang tawa

even ng nag papaalam na kami umuwi di mapigilan ang bungisngis ng tita niya

matandang dalaga pa naman ang dalawa nakaboso sa akin ...nyak nyak nyak

[espeago]

Recently I hit my head on my car just about every time i get in and out of it!

[espeago]

I think one of the stupidest things i have ever done was making my decision to NOT break up with a girl who i knew was cheating on me, instead i began to cheat on her and by time everything was sorted out it was just a HUGE mess, i could go on all day about it. So i feel stupid for knowing about it and still making it harder on myself!.........God I am an Idiot sometimes.

[empy]

dali dali ako umakyat sa ladder di ko na realize wala pala ako underwear..

since maluwang short ko madali makita ang nasa loob lalo nasa itaas ako at sa baba sila

naalala ko yung scene sa Goldmember..."i always thought you were crazy, but now i can see your nuts!!" :bwahaha:

[knicks1204]

ako naman po, last year kasi kasama yung school namin sa CUSA (parang UAAP) opening sa araneta coliseum nun tapos after ng presentation ng host, cheering competition... sa sobrang badtrip namin kasi di kami yung nanalo (may dayaan kasing nangyari.. host school ba naman ang nanalo eh ang dami nilang deductions!) nung paalis na kami.. ninakaw namin yung isang orange na pivot ng araneta.. heheh... tapos nag-sign kaming lahat pati yung pep squad.. hanggang ngayon naka-display parin yung pivot sa cafe ko..

[zidane21]

dati po lakas mang-trip ng kaibigan ko during elementary, naglagay po sya ng malaking palaka so loob ng bag ng isa naming classmate during recess, nung nag-class na nung dumukot yung classmate namin ng notebook sa bag nya, ayun biglang nagtitili yung classmate namin (remember lalaki yun!) hahahahahaha!! :bwahaha:

[bhongskie]

Excuse me...(pasing tabi lang po sa mga taong mahilig kumain while surfing...)

Di ito kwentong barbero, nakakahiya man, pero ito talaga ang nangyari...

Job Hunting...daming requirements...NBI, Police Clearance, Medical, TIN, SSS, etc, etc...It was so hot that time that I need to walk all along from V-Luna (after some med check up) to SSS...(walang pamasahe, he he he...) Cguro, dahil sa kinain kung lugaw sa may kanto, sumama ang tyan ko... there's no other place i knew kundi ang SSS, since madalas ako sa SSS, alam kong malinis CR nila..mabilis ang lakad ko dahil alam kong aabutin ako...masyado nang malagkit ang pawis ko at piki na ang lakad ko...takbo agad ako sa CR ng SSS, sa dami ng hagdanan paakyat, halos liparin ko ang banyo para mailabas ko agad ang sama ng loob ko... Ayun, sa 1st floor....don ako nakapag paraos...pero may problema, wala palang hose, o balde na may tabo para mahugasan ko yung ano ko...pano na to? ikaw anong gagawin mo?

Di bale, malinis naman talaga ang CR, ang ginawa ko, flush ko muna for how many times...then nung nakita ko na malinis na yung bowl, flush ulit ako habang sinasahod ko yung tubig na lumalabas para maipanghugas ko, cguro ive done that for 4 times hanggang sa malinis ng husto yubg ano ko...

paglabas ko, nakita ko yung janitor, sama ng tingin sa kin, cguro napansin nya kung ilang beses ako nag flush? pero confident ako, wala akong iniwang bakas...malinis pa din ang CR nila....

[Elroi]

this may not be the stupidest i've done but it falls on my top ten...

elementary pa kami nun... namamaril kami ng pinsan ko using an airgun rifle, then naubusan na kami ng oxygen.. thinking na mahina na yung kargang hangin ng airgun, binaril ko yung pinsan ko sa pwet na nakatalikod about 20 meters away sa pag-aakalang hindi na aabot.. di nga umabot sa pwet pero tinamaan sya sa binti...

buti naman di bumaon yung bala pero more than a week yata sya nagpapagaling ng sugat.. ako naman ay nagpapagaling din ng palo sa pwet..

[nugundam93]

speaking of airguns...

i once used butane instead of CO2 to fill up my gas guns. literal nga na "gas" gun! good thing nobody was nearby with an open fire.

[empy]

the airgun story reminds me of the time in HS where my b-ball teammates and i were putting up posters for our fundraisers at the school. the school was kind enough to lend us their staple gun (powerful enough to drive heavy-duty staples into wood).

at our first stop i put the unloaded staple gun on the ledge while i unrolled all the posters. eh bwiset itong friend ko kinukulit ako...so i grabbed the staple gun, put it on his back, and pulled the trigger - panakot lang.

i never noticed that my other friend had already loaded the staple gun while i was busy with the posters...ayun nagulat ako nang nangisay sa sakit si makulit.

buti na lang walang lasting damage (malalim na sugat lang), at mabait yung friend ko...kundi palagay ko nagulpi ako :bwahaha:

[mazdamazda]

During our HS CAT bivouac, we were assigned to be the camp sentinels for one night.

We were to hide discreetly and challenge anyone who approaches with the password.

I hid underneath the car of one of the sergeant and promptly fell asleep. I was awokened when I was feeling some warm liquid spilling near me. It turns out that the sergeant was pissing on the wheel of his car while looking for the "missing" sentinel (that was me).

After crawling in the dark to our tents - my classmates asked me... "Ba't ang panghi mo?"

:bwahaha:

[zidane21]

dati rin naalala ko yung bday ko b4, yung isa kong kaibigan nagpapahingi sa akin ng pansit, patago kong nilagyan ng chili powder i think isang tablespoon ng chili powder yun, he he nung kinain na nya, kayo na ang mag-imagine! asar sya sobra sa akin nung time na yun!! :bwahaha: