Funny / Stupid things that you did before

[Jun aka Pekto]

Overtook at least 14 18-wheelers, RV's, cars, and SUV's in one pass at a narrow 2-lane road with no shoulders between Sacramento and Chico (in California) and almost ended my life in my 20's if it wasn't for the incoming semi which swerved off the road to avoid a headon collision with me. I had 2 trucks ahead and beside me when driving room ran out.

Edit: Yep. I was pretty stupid when I was single. There were other times when my stupidity and recklessness almost killed me. But, this was the worst. The second worst one was the black ice incident.

The 3rd worst incident was at Oklahoma City where I cussed out a couple of rednecks and gave them the finger. They then proceeded to take out their guns and started chasing me all over Oklahoma City. Back then, I was driving a 1986 Nissan Pulsar NX which had something like 78hp. They were driving a pickup with at least a V8. It took all my driving skills and a good dose of terror and desperation to shake them off.

What started it? We met up at a stoplight. They called me a "grease ball" and my car a Japanese POS. I shouted back, "Shut up you f-ing retards!". We then started exchanging insults which culminated in me running for my life. That's why now, I'm always armed when I drive.....

Edit2:

The red Nissan Pulsar NX in the background got me out of a situation. Just the same, I decided to get a fast car to replace it....