ANO BA... KELANGAN KO BANG UULIT ULITIN TO... NATULOG LANG AKO, ILANG PAGES NA ANG NADAGDAG... (PERO SARAP ULIT ULITIN)

the pickup truck of the THINKING man... HYUNDAI SANTA FE!!! (NO BRAINER)
the pickup truck of the BULLIED boy... DMAX!!!! (NO BRAINER)
the pickup truck of the comfort-driven man... HILUX!!!
the pickup truck of the anemic... FORD RANGER!!!
the pickup truck of the mangmang, di nagiisip, walang alam... NAVARA and STRADA...

words of wisdom from the BULLIED man.... THE D_MAC!!!!

THE WEDGIE RECIPIENT HIMSELF!!!

AHIHI... AHOHO... AHOHI... AHIHO...

DONT BULLY HIM... HE ENJOYS PAIN...

his theme song: HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME...

he is BULLIED BRITNEY...