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  1. Join Date
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    Quote Originally Posted by wezz_zzew View Post
    Southmall sir.
    so idol wezz_zzew, this post make sense.

    *C4U: Pag bebot kc usually may hesitation to swallow, pag beki, simot sarap (daw) ultimo patak.
    on this page http://tsikot.com/forums/travel-tour...ml#post2182470

    and this also

    Saang shell? Sa Pulang Lupa ba o sa Perps?

    Ang alam ko ung mga driver ang nagbabayad sa mga beki dahil sineserbisyuhan nila ung mga driver to release the stress.
    http://tsikot.com/forums/travel-tour...ml#post2182231

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    Quote Originally Posted by brainmafia_310 View Post

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    Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi Grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

    In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

    The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

    She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
    youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

    The defense attorney nearly died.

    The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,

    'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'

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    Ito great joke din.

    Get ready to scrap your car?s license plates| BusinessWorld Online Mobile

    Milyon din nga naman kita dyan nang supplier at kung sino man backer niya and somebody else up there na may connection sa kalokohang ito.
    Last edited by Ry_Tower; July 17th, 2013 at 06:17 PM.

Joke Time!