Joke Time!

[dr. d]

Susyal na mais [emoji846]Attachment 35303

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corn-gress mais. de-ocho plaka, eh.

but the payong is for the vendor and his costumers, po.
no one wants to bake under the hot sun, or take a bath in a rain, as he watches his ma-is as it is being dressed.

[BratPAQ]

A good "come back"

Parks and Rec - Chris Pratt - Kim Kardashian Joke. - YouTube

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[ray_noel]

Just saw this over the internet... pinoy talaga. Hahaha


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[leonleon]

Just saw this over the internet... pinoy talaga. Hahaha


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Natawa ko dyan bro.

Nice one.

[Silas.]

Ferrari made in China

[dr. d]

Ferrari made in China

coche ni wawawin...

[BratPAQ]

Smoking saves lives. [emoji23]

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[falken]

Ferrari made in China

Elmer Fudd's.

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[Monseratto]

Sa sobrang makulit...

[chronicle]

Sa sobrang makulit...

Kulang pa, lagyan in chinesse din since lahat may chinesse translation na.

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[dreamur]

Paging minicarph!

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[dr. d]

Sa sobrang makulit...

lagyan na lang ng pako sa baba, para one-way lang puedeng galawin.

[ninjababez]

Paging minicarph!

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nagalit officemate ko, sabi ko pare gwapo mo dito oh! LOL

[falken]

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[dr. d]

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bakit walang basic talk n text cellphone sa basyo?

[monty_GTV]

bakit walang basic talk n text cellphone sa basyo?

mga smart husbands na kasi doc[emoji14]

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[Monseratto]

Duterte went to London and met with the Queen.

"Your Queenship,“ he said. “I am making things difficult running my country. May I ask how you do an effective Government? Are there any tips?”

“Well" replied Her Majesty "you must surround yourself with intelligent people."

Duterte frowned. "But how you know if they are intelligent?"

"Oh, that's easy” the Queen said and pushed a button. “Please send for Boris Johnson."

The British Prime Minister walked in. “You called, Your Majesty?"

"Answer me this, if you would, Prime Minister," the Queen said. “Your mother and father have a child, but it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?”

Without pause Johnson answered “That would be me."

"Yes. Very good thank you.” said the Queen.

Duterte went back to the Philippines and called for Bong Go, his close assistant.

“Bong" asked Duterte "your mother and father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it ?”

"I'm not for sure sir" said Bong. “Let me get back on you to the answer.”

Bong ran off and asked all the presidential advisers but they didn't know. He asked Panelo who didn't know. He even asked Mocha Uson but she only stared.

Bong went to the senate and asked all his colleagues but no one knew. That only left Franklin Drilon who he was afraid to ask but he didn't have a choice.

“Senator Drilon I know we haven't seen eye for eye, but I would really be thankful if you could help me in this riddle.”

“Sure," the Senator said. “I’m not one to hold a grudge. What is it?”

“Thanks” said Bong. "The riddle is this: your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or sister. Who is it?”

Senator Drilon said “That's easy. It's me."

Bong went back to the Palace. "Sir I have the answer! It's Senator Drilon.”

President Duterte glared and yelled: "WRONG you idiot! It’s Boris Johnson!"

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[travajante]

Duterte went to London and met with the Queen.

"Your Queenship,“ he said. “I am making things difficult running my country. May I ask how you do an effective Government? Are there any tips?”

“Well" replied Her Majesty "you must surround yourself with intelligent people."

Duterte frowned. "But how you know if they are intelligent?"

"Oh, that's easy” the Queen said and pushed a button. “Please send for Boris Johnson."

The British Prime Minister walked in. “You called, Your Majesty?"

"Answer me this, if you would, Prime Minister," the Queen said. “Your mother and father have a child, but it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?”

Without pause Johnson answered “That would be me."

"Yes. Very good thank you.” said the Queen.

Duterte went back to the Philippines and called for Bong Go, his close assistant.

“Bong" asked Duterte "your mother and father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it ?”

"I'm not for sure sir" said Bong. “Let me get back on you to the answer.”

Bong ran off and asked all the presidential advisers but they didn't know. He asked Panelo who didn't know. He even asked Mocha Uson but she only stared.

Bong went to the senate and asked all his colleagues but no one knew. That only left Franklin Drilon who he was afraid to ask but he didn't have a choice.

“Senator Drilon I know we haven't seen eye for eye, but I would really be thankful if you could help me in this riddle.”

“Sure," the Senator said. “I’m not one to hold a grudge. What is it?”

“Thanks” said Bong. "The riddle is this: your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or sister. Who is it?”

Senator Drilon said “That's easy. It's me."

Bong went back to the Palace. "Sir I have the answer! It's Senator Drilon.”

President Duterte glared and yelled: "WRONG you idiot! It’s Boris Johnson!"

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Hahaha....pretty sure not everyone would find this funny.[emoji16]

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[vinrem]

Duterte went to London and met with the Queen.

"Your Queenship,“ he said. “I am making things difficult running my country. May I ask how you do an effective Government? Are there any tips?”

“Well" replied Her Majesty "you must surround yourself with intelligent people."

Duterte frowned. "But how you know if they are intelligent?"

"Oh, that's easy” the Queen said and pushed a button. “Please send for Boris Johnson."

The British Prime Minister walked in. “You called, Your Majesty?"

"Answer me this, if you would, Prime Minister," the Queen said. “Your mother and father have a child, but it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?”

Without pause Johnson answered “That would be me."

"Yes. Very good thank you.” said the Queen.

Duterte went back to the Philippines and called for Bong Go, his close assistant.

“Bong" asked Duterte "your mother and father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it ?”

"I'm not for sure sir" said Bong. “Let me get back on you to the answer.”

Bong ran off and asked all the presidential advisers but they didn't know. He asked Panelo who didn't know. He even asked Mocha Uson but she only stared.

Bong went to the senate and asked all his colleagues but no one knew. That only left Franklin Drilon who he was afraid to ask but he didn't have a choice.

“Senator Drilon I know we haven't seen eye for eye, but I would really be thankful if you could help me in this riddle.”

“Sure," the Senator said. “I’m not one to hold a grudge. What is it?”

“Thanks” said Bong. "The riddle is this: your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or sister. Who is it?”

Senator Drilon said “That's easy. It's me."

Bong went back to the Palace. "Sir I have the answer! It's Senator Drilon.”

President Duterte glared and yelled: "WRONG you idiot! It’s Boris Johnson!"

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🤣🤣🤣🤣

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[dr. d]

i googled boris johnson.
i saw his picture...
nah! ...can't be..