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    #1971
    ^

    Lucky old man.

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    #1972
    ^ ^ ^ malamang sa makati 'yan... may mga ASBUwaya daw eh :sharky:

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    ayos talaga gumawa ng prank mga hapon, well budgeted at well executed.. hahahaha..!!! panalo!

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhuccK8eCfo]Full video Hilarious Japanese Dinosaur Prank ?? ????1 - YouTube[/ame] - dinosaur attack prank part 1

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57lJpR_l2BA]Japanese Dinosaur Prank Part 2 - YouTube[/ame] - dinosaur attack prank part 2

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    #1977
    Quote Originally Posted by Retz View Post
    Nancy Binay???

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    An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough."

    "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

    “We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up.

    Now, the son is worried. So he calls up his sister.

    She says, "Like hell they’re getting divorced!" and calls her father immediately. "You’re not getting divorced! Don't do another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and she hangs up.

    The old man turns to his wife and says "Okay, they’re coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monseratto View Post
    An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough."

    "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

    “We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up.

    Now, the son is worried. So he calls up his sister.

    She says, "Like hell they’re getting divorced!" and calls her father immediately. "You’re not getting divorced! Don't do another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and she hangs up.

    The old man turns to his wife and says "Okay, they’re coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares."
    Yup! An old trick that never fails! Paying the fare is not the problem... getting a two weeks leave is.

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    #1980

Joke Time!