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    April 5th, 2019 05:39 PM #3901
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    April 17th, 2019 10:49 AM #3902
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    April 29th, 2019 11:48 AM #3903
    Ohhhh, life....[emoji13]

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    June 6th, 2019 04:50 PM #3904
    How to ruin it in two words: Burt Bees

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    June 6th, 2019 05:05 PM #3905
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    June 11th, 2019 09:56 AM #3906
    natisod ko lang dito LOL

    Quote Originally Posted by Pong View Post
    Maraming beses na din ako naka-experience ng racism. Pero may isang matindi nangyari about a decade ago sa Las Vegas. Went into a high-end department store wherein I found a rack of jackets that were on sale. So pili lang ako. Nung nakapili na ako (mga worth $45), inabot ko sa matandang babae para bayaran. Then she suddenly asks me, not if I was paying ing cash or credit. Ang sabi ba naman e, " This is expensive!" So, sinagot ko na, " I wasn't asking if it was. I was already going to pay for it lady!" Saka lang ako tinanong kung paano ko babayaran. Sa inis ko, inilabas ko yung pinakakatago kong $1000 bill sa wallet ko. Tulala ang gaga. Wala daw siyang ipapalit sa ganung kalaking bill. Iniwan ko na lang yung jacket, sabay bili ako sa kabilang department store. Maski ba naman Hanes shirt, denims, at running shoes lang ang suot ko, di siya dapat ganun mag-estima ng customer nila.
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    June 11th, 2019 10:22 AM #3907
    this must be a very, very old story.
    a $ 45 jacket is expensive?
    the last USD 1000 bill was printed a long time ago... 1934..?
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    June 12th, 2019 02:49 AM #3908
    CONVERSATION AT A CHECKPOINT IN JOLO:

    Sundalo: Magandang araw, Sir! Pasensya sa abala, checkpoint lang po.
    Civilian: Magandang araw din, Sir. OK lang po.

    Sundalo: Sir, Christian ka? or Muslim?
    Civilian: Muslim po Sir, Tausug po ako.

    Sundalo: Totoo po ba na lahat ng mga Tausug ay Warriors?
    Civilian: Hindi naman po Sir, Raptors yung iba.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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    June 12th, 2019 07:13 AM #3909
    ^hahaha share ko dito office bro [emoji1787][emoji1787]

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    June 12th, 2019 01:24 PM #3910
    yes.
    i already got several thumbs up, when i texted the joke to my penpals.
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    June 12th, 2019 01:36 PM #3911
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    June 12th, 2019 08:01 PM #3912
    Isang Muslim galing magbakasyon sa maynila
    bumibida sa mga barkada:
    "Pare, napakasarap ng babae sa maynila, dalawang linggo na ako sa marawi nilalabasan pa rin ako"
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    June 13th, 2019 12:20 AM #3913
    Quote Originally Posted by mina_nuka View Post
    Isang Muslim galing magbakasyon sa maynila
    bumibida sa mga barkada:
    "Pare, napakasarap ng babae sa maynila, dalawang linggo na ako sa marawi nilalabasan pa rin ako"
    estie dee !
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    June 18th, 2019 10:10 PM #3914


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    June 19th, 2019 08:35 AM #3916
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    June 19th, 2019 08:52 AM #3917
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    June 19th, 2019 03:07 PM #3918
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    June 24th, 2019 06:46 PM #3920
    yun akala mong plush yung ride mo, tapos sira lang pala lahat ng dampers mo [emoji1787][emoji23]

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