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    #3901
    Twitter

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    #3902
    Joke Time!

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    #3903
    Ohhhh, life....Joke Time!

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    #3904
    How to ruin it in two words: Burt Bees

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    #3905
    HahahaJoke Time!

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    #3906
    natisod ko lang dito LOL

    Quote Originally Posted by Pong View Post
    Maraming beses na din ako naka-experience ng racism. Pero may isang matindi nangyari about a decade ago sa Las Vegas. Went into a high-end department store wherein I found a rack of jackets that were on sale. So pili lang ako. Nung nakapili na ako (mga worth $45), inabot ko sa matandang babae para bayaran. Then she suddenly asks me, not if I was paying ing cash or credit. Ang sabi ba naman e, " This is expensive!" So, sinagot ko na, " I wasn't asking if it was. I was already going to pay for it lady!" Saka lang ako tinanong kung paano ko babayaran. Sa inis ko, inilabas ko yung pinakakatago kong $1000 bill sa wallet ko. Tulala ang gaga. Wala daw siyang ipapalit sa ganung kalaking bill. Iniwan ko na lang yung jacket, sabay bili ako sa kabilang department store. Maski ba naman Hanes shirt, denims, at running shoes lang ang suot ko, di siya dapat ganun mag-estima ng customer nila.

  7. Join Date
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    #3907
    this must be a very, very old story.
    a $ 45 jacket is expensive?
    the last USD 1000 bill was printed a long time ago... 1934..?

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    #3908
    CONVERSATION AT A CHECKPOINT IN JOLO:

    Sundalo: Magandang araw, Sir! Pasensya sa abala, checkpoint lang po.
    Civilian: Magandang araw din, Sir. OK lang po.

    Sundalo: Sir, Christian ka? or Muslim?
    Civilian: Muslim po Sir, Tausug po ako.

    Sundalo: Totoo po ba na lahat ng mga Tausug ay Warriors?
    Civilian: Hindi naman po Sir, Raptors yung iba.Joke Time!Joke Time!Joke Time!

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    #3909
    ^hahaha share ko dito office bro Joke Time!Joke Time!

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  10. Join Date
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    #3910
    yes.
    i already got several thumbs up, when i texted the joke to my penpals.

Joke Time!