Joke Time!

**dreamur** · April 16th, 2015 10:47 PM

The true mechanic

**jick.cejoco** · April 16th, 2015 10:59 PM

Originally Posted by dreamur

The true mechanic

Overinflated tires? Hahaha

**Monseratto** · April 17th, 2015 08:21 AM

Game show sa Japan...

**chua_riwap** · April 17th, 2015 09:03 AM

Originally Posted by Monseratto

Maybe repost...

MGA INGLESERA SA KANTO:

1. ats if!

2. the nerd!

3. im sick of tired!

4. true good to be true!

5. when it rains, it’s four!

6. once in a new moon.

7. keep your mouth shock!

8. connect me if im wrong.

9. i hope u dont mine.

10. will u please give me alone?

11. blessing in the sky!

12. oh my gas!

13. PLS. DON’T MAKE FOND OF ME!!!! anong number ang like mo? it’s your CHOOSE not mine! don’t be too so CHOICEY! ;)

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Maybe repost...

MGA INGLESERA SA KANTO:

1. ats if!

2. the nerd!

3. im sick of tired!

4. true good to be true!

5. when it rains, it’s four!

6. once in a new moon.

7. keep your mouth shock!

8. connect me if im wrong.

9. i hope u dont mine.

10. will u please give me alone?

11. blessing in the sky!

12. oh my gas!

13. PLS. DON’T MAKE FOND OF ME!!!! anong number ang like mo? it’s your CHOOSE not mine! don’t be too so CHOICEY! ;)

Pwede ata si ano rito ah.......

**jick.cejoco** · April 17th, 2015 09:25 AM

Don't fnck ON me[emoji87]

**Monseratto** · April 17th, 2015 10:48 AM

**robgowild** · April 17th, 2015 05:38 PM

Originally Posted by chua_riwap

Pwede ata si ano rito ah.......

Overwhole..

**zen..** · April 18th, 2015 07:58 AM

Hangang dito yang whole na yan? Haha

**kimbon** · April 18th, 2015 08:12 AM

^^hwag na tayong magtaka pa balang araw lahat ng tsikot threads ay invaded na ni overwhole. mukhang magiging word of the week pa ata ang salitang overwhole. Hehe

**sylphunter** · April 18th, 2015 08:29 AM

guys nabalitaan niyo ba na pumanaw na yung vocalist ng alamid?
i feel so centimental tuloy...

amateur enthusiast posting probably from a nexus device

**chua_riwap** · April 18th, 2015 09:01 AM

Parang kelan lang na-feature pa sya kay jessica soho. Pero, payat na sya at naka wheelchair na.

RIP.

**keithdb** · April 18th, 2015 09:02 AM

Wala kwenta yang centimental na yan Centimo lang yan eh heheheh

**jick.cejoco** · April 18th, 2015 09:38 AM

How sad. Su sintimintal. Paanu na itu?

**joemarski** · April 18th, 2015 10:53 AM

BIRTHDAY NI WIFEY
Dyowee: Birthday ng asawa ko
Pedro: Ano regalo mo?
Dyowee: Tinanong ko kung ano gusto niya.
Pedro: Ano naman sinabi?
Dyowee: Kahit ano basta may DIAMOND.
Pedro: Ano binigay mo?
Dyowee: BARAHA.

YOSI O SPORTS CAR?
JUAN: Nagyoyosi ka?
Wheelie: Oo
JUAN: Ilang kaha sa isang araw?
Wheelie: Tatlo..
JUAN: Magkano isang kaha?
Wheelie: 40 pesos
JUAN: Gano kana katagal nagyoyosi?
Wheelie: 15 years
JUAN: Kung ang isang kaha ay 40 pesos, nakaka-tatlong kaha ka sa isang araw bali sa isang buwan nakaka P3,600 pesos ka. Sa isang taon meron kang 43,200 pesos, Tama?
Wheelie: Oo?!
JUAN: Alam mo ba kung hindi ka nagyoyosi, naipon mo sana ang pera mo nailagay mo sana sa bangko at nakabili ka na sana ng sports car?!
Wheelie: Ikaw nagyoyosi ka ba?
JUAN: Hindi.
Wheelie: Ohh, loko ka pala eh. asan yung sports car mo?!
:rofl:

PAYO NG DOKTOR
Wheelie: Pare natuklaw ng cobra yung ari ko tulungan mo namn ako
Dyowee: Ha!?! Teka lang! Tatawag ako sa doctor!
Dyowee: (Tumawag sa doctor) Doc natuklaw ng cobra ang kaibigan ko ano dapat kong gawin..?
Doc Mal Avanan: Sipsipin mo ang dugo kung saan natuklaw ang kaibigan moh..
Wheelie: Ano sabi ng doctor?
Dyowee: MAMAMATAY KA NA RAW!!!

**kimbon** · April 18th, 2015 11:20 AM

Originally Posted by chua_riwap

Parang kelan lang na-feature pa sya kay jessica soho. Pero, payat na sya at naka wheelchair na.

RIP.

yup dinalaw pa nga sya ni lolo freddie aguilar. 1st time kong nakita ang asawa ni lolo. young at may itsura din huh. matulis pa rin si lolo kaya ito ang hatol ko

RIP kay Gary Ignacio...