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  1. Join Date
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    #1671
    Miss Universe question and answer portion for the last 4 finalist...

    Question : What can you say about the Male *** organ ?

    Ms USA : It's like a compass, it always find it's way in the dark.

    Ms Belgium : It's like a criminal because it easily gets angry at the slightest provocation.

    Ms. Canada : It's like a gossip, it transfer from mouth to mouth.

    Ms Philippines : It's so gentleman because it always bows after every great performance!

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    #1672
    Quote Originally Posted by 12vdc View Post
    3 nurses working in a morgue discover a Dead Man with a hard on.
    The 1st Nurse says 'I cant let that go to waste'... and rides him.
    The 2nd Nurse does the same.
    The 3rd Nurse hesitates and explains she has her period... but does him anyway.
    Then suddenly the dead man sits up and the Nurses apologize saying they thought he was dead!
    The Man replies "I was, but after two jump starts and a blood transfusion I feel great!"
    Ang problema niya na lang... na- embalsamo na siya!
    Na- pulutan na ang laman- loob niya! Bwahahaha! :hysterical:

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    #1673
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    #1674
    ^

    May armalite pa.

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    #1675
    Usapan ng dalawang magkaibigan

    Jose: Pare buntis ang girlfriend ko. Paano nangyari un eh lagi naman ako gumagamit ng condom
    Pedro: Ganito kc un pare. May isang lalake nasa gubat, habang naglalakad siya, may dumating na gutom na gutom na leon.
    Pumuwesto ung leon na pa-atake sa kanya, so, ang ginawa nya, tinapat nya ung payong sa leon at
    pinidot ung switch. Bang! patay yung leon.
    Jose: Imposible naman un pare. Malamang may ibang tumira dun.
    Pedro: EXACTLY!

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    #1676
    Last edited by Monseratto; July 16th, 2013 at 11:40 AM.

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    #1677

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    #1678

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    #1680

Joke Time!