I remember a bar and grill restaurant abroad, where one of the urinals in the men's room is typically left vacant for some reason... Makes a newcomer who is answering the call of nature wonder, but nevertheless grabs the opportunity... tipsy tipsy tipsy....
Because everyone would have a front view of you urinating in all your splendor.... :hysterical:
And when you exit the toilet,- the crowd would be cheering for your "live performance"....
Take a bow!....
"The measure of a man is what he does with power" LJIOHF!