Joke Time!

**jick.cejoco** · March 9th, 2015 10:06 PM

Papa Jack calls

**CVT** · March 10th, 2015 11:31 AM

Originally Posted by Monseratto

A mechanical engineer who was unemployed for 5 years decided to open a medical clinic. He puts a sign outside the clinic: “A cure for your ailment guaranteed at $400; we’ll pay you $1,000 if we fail.”

Doctor Ed walks by the sign and thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic.

The doctor says ” Sir, I have lost my sense of taste.”

Engineer replies “Nurse, can you please bring the medicine from box 19 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”

The doctor immediately screams “WHAT THE?!? This is Gasoline!”

Engineer responds “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be $400.”

The doctor gets very annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money.

Doctor this time tells the engineer “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.”

Engineer again says “Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 19 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”

The doctor “But that is Gasoline!”

Engineer smiles and says “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be $400.”

The doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several days, more determined than ever to make his money back.

This time the doctor said “My eyesight has become weak.”

Engineer replied “Well, I don’t have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000,” passing the doctor a $500 bill.

Doctor: “But this is $500…”

Engineer said “Congratulations! You’ve got your vision back! That will be $400.”

T*ngn*ng Engineer iyan,- ang galing!!!.... :hysterical:

(Malamang,- ang nurse niya,- si Rosario)....

"The measure of a man is what he does with power" LJIOHF!

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**joemarski** · March 10th, 2015 01:00 PM

FLOYD: "I want drug-testing!"
MANNY: "Okay."
FLOYD: "You use this gloves!"
MANNY: "Okay."
FLOYD: "I want the date May 2!"
MANNY: "Okay."
FLOYD: "I want the fight at the MGM!"
MANNY: "Okay."
FLOYD: "It's going to be 60-40 in my favor!"
MANNY: "Okay."
FLOYD: "If I lose, there will be a rematch!"
MANNY: "Okay."
FLOYD: "If you lose, no rematch."
MANNY: "Okay."
FLOYD: "The fight will be in this weight."
MANNY: "Okay."
FLOYD: "I want the referee to be my countryman - an American."
MANNY: "Okay."
FLOYD: "I will be the one to make the announcement that our fight is on!"
MANNY: "Okay."
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FRIEND: "Hey, Manny. You gave in to all his demands. Are you crazy?"
MANNY: "That's how we treat everyone in our Death Row. We give all they want before the execution."