A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. Suddenly the horse falls into a mud hole and starts sinking. He tells the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farmer, but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend and drives forward saving the horse from sinking.
A few days later, the chicken and horse are playing in the meadow again, and the chicken falls into a mud hole. The chicken tells the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.
The horse says: "I think I can get you out."
So he stretches over the width of the hole and says: "Grab hold of my 'thing' and pull yourself up."
The chicken does this and is pulled to safety.
Moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks
Loyalty Tests…
Test 1:
Wife buys 12 underwears of the same color for hubby..
Hubby: Why same color sweetheart. people will think I never change my underwear.
Wife: who are they?
silence…
Test 2:
A couple sees a hot girl..
Wife: So big, aren’t they?
Husband: Yes
Wife: Are they artificial?
Husband: I think natural.
Wife: Earrings? Natural??
silence...
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Ha ha ha :rofl: I laughed so hard I cried (tattoo post)
zap, are they your friends? The words that come out of their mouth could make a sailor blush.
Last edited by _Cathy_; December 21st, 2014 at 02:41 AM.
Nakakahiya naman yon inabutan ka ng plato then Who U ka sa kanila..... ampotahh kung ano yon sisibat na ko agad