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    November 22nd, 2014 08:10 PM #3241
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    November 22nd, 2014 10:50 PM #3242
    A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. Suddenly the horse falls into a mud hole and starts sinking. He tells the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farmer, but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend and drives forward saving the horse from sinking.

    A few days later, the chicken and horse are playing in the meadow again, and the chicken falls into a mud hole. The chicken tells the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.
    The horse says: "I think I can get you out."
    So he stretches over the width of the hole and says: "Grab hold of my 'thing' and pull yourself up."
    The chicken does this and is pulled to safety.

    Moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks
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    November 25th, 2014 12:10 PM #3243
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    November 25th, 2014 12:32 PM #3244
    Loyalty Tests…

    Test 1:
    Wife buys 12 underwears of the same color for hubby..

    Hubby: Why same color sweetheart. people will think I never change my underwear.

    Wife: who are they?

    silence…

    Test 2:

    A couple sees a hot girl..

    Wife: So big, aren’t they?

    Husband: Yes

    Wife: Are they artificial?

    Husband: I think natural.

    Wife: Earrings? Natural??

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    November 26th, 2014 11:34 AM #3245
    Moms know best..



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    November 27th, 2014 12:25 PM #3246
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    November 27th, 2014 05:14 PM #3247
    Quote Originally Posted by Monseratto View Post
    Hirap maging cash cow!
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    December 3rd, 2014 01:10 PM #3248
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    December 3rd, 2014 05:38 PM #3249
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    December 17th, 2014 09:00 PM #3250
    Yan ang pa simpleh...

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    December 18th, 2014 07:20 AM #3251
    Nice! Pero masakit yun. Sa bahay na lang i-masahe. Djahe ih
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    December 18th, 2014 03:59 PM #3252
    Happy holidays to all...

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    December 18th, 2014 05:32 PM #3253
    Showing this Christmas Season:

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    December 21st, 2014 12:54 AM #3254
    share ko lang....ang hahard nung mga nagsstatus sa fb











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    December 21st, 2014 02:38 AM #3255
    Ha ha ha :rofl: I laughed so hard I cried (tattoo post)

    zap, are they your friends? The words that come out of their mouth could make a sailor blush.
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    December 21st, 2014 09:06 AM #3256
    Quote Originally Posted by _Cathy_ View Post
    Ha ha ha :rofl: I laughed so hard I cried (tattoo post)

    zap, are they your friends? The words that come out of their mouth could make a sailor blush.
    Yup, that was rally funny! I was grinning and laughing when I was reading it and my wife ask what's funny. So I let her read it and she, too, was laughing her hearts out...haha😂😂😂
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    December 21st, 2014 08:26 PM #3257
    Nakakahiya naman yon inabutan ka ng plato then Who U ka sa kanila..... ampotahh kung ano yon sisibat na ko agad
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    December 21st, 2014 09:30 PM #3258
    tipid sa gift

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    December 22nd, 2014 12:49 AM #3259
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    Para sa mga magpapaputok ng new yr.... Be sAfe ;-)
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    December 22nd, 2014 10:55 AM #3260
    Part 2 ng Finding Ninong:

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