Loyalty Tests…

Test 1:
Wife buys 12 underwears of the same color for hubby..

Hubby: Why same color sweetheart. people will think I never change my underwear.

Wife: who are they?

silence…

Test 2:

A couple sees a hot girl..

Wife: So big, aren’t they?

Husband: Yes

Wife: Are they artificial?

Husband: I think natural.

Wife: Earrings? Natural??

silence...
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