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  1. mact_tors
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    October 16th, 2014 01:21 PM #3181
    Quote Originally Posted by babybackrivs View Post
    Ilan ang nurse ng jollibee?
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    napaka korni naman neto....di ko mapigilan sarili ko mag comment sa inis!!!
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    October 17th, 2014 04:25 PM #3182
    Quote Originally Posted by jick.cejoco View Post
    but what if in the 3 minutes quickie the donkey decides to take a dump while this ISIS lover is doing it
    hahahahaha!!!

    paktay kang donkey ka!!! drown ka ni ISIS sa inidoro!!! :hysterical:
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    October 23rd, 2014 01:54 PM #3183
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    October 23rd, 2014 02:41 PM #3184

    ^^^ He just did a fellow (poor) husband a huge favor....


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    October 23rd, 2014 02:47 PM #3185
    Quote Originally Posted by Monseratto View Post
    Don't judge my brother...he is not a book.

    Abogaga na ngayon siya bro...


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    October 24th, 2014 08:08 PM #3186
    Square Parts...

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    October 24th, 2014 11:12 PM #3187
    Mayron bang sfar flag at break floyd?
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    October 25th, 2014 06:46 AM #3188
    Walang ispel tsek ang brush


    Education boring?
    Try ignorance.

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    October 25th, 2014 09:57 PM #3189
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    October 25th, 2014 10:00 PM #3190
    Quote Originally Posted by Monseratto View Post
    Har har har

    Holy lover


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    November 3rd, 2014 04:14 PM #3191
    wow...mali
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    November 3rd, 2014 04:20 PM #3192
    napagtripan yata ako ni doc..1g (2x500mg) na biogesic isang inom?

    4x a day pa. hehe


    also a bit surprised na Biogesic yung binigay.
    its a clinic in Singapore btw.
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    November 4th, 2014 09:54 PM #3193
    Quote Originally Posted by xwangbu View Post
    napagtripan yata ako ni doc..1g (2x500mg) na biogesic isang inom?

    4x a day pa. hehe


    also a bit surprised na Biogesic yung binigay.
    its a clinic in Singapore btw.
    ganyan naman talaga dyan , incorporated na yung gamot in your check up , pero ngayon ko lang napansin na me biogesic na rin sila binibigay plus MC form na rin hehehehe
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    November 4th, 2014 11:48 PM #3194
    Matindi nga dyan sa SG.

    Minsan sumumpong gout ko. Punta ako sa clinic sa Yishun.

    Doc: "Your uric acid is high, lah. I'll give you alluporinol & pain killer."

    Taas daw uric ko, di naman ako kinunan blood sample. Manghuhula din pala.
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    November 5th, 2014 12:44 PM #3195
    bad trip si pogwheee :hysterical:

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    November 5th, 2014 10:27 PM #3196
    Jinggoy: Dad, pang ilang Tirso Cruz na si Tirso Cruz III?

    Erap : (natawa) Trick question ba yan anak?

    Eh, di pang-lima,

    kaya nga PIP ang tawag sa kanya, di ba?
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    November 5th, 2014 11:11 PM #3197
    Nakaka h0r*y pala sa girl yun.

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    November 6th, 2014 12:37 AM #3198
    Quote Originally Posted by chua_riwap View Post
    Matindi nga dyan sa SG.

    Minsan sumumpong gout ko. Punta ako sa clinic sa Yishun.

    Doc: "Your uric acid is high, lah. I'll give you alluporinol & pain killer."

    Taas daw uric ko, di naman ako kinunan blood sample. Manghuhula din pala.
    ... e, 'di ba ikaw mismo ang nagsabing sumumpong ang gout mo?...
    alamunamang chinese medicine dyan...
    heh heh.
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    November 6th, 2014 08:28 AM #3199
    Recently a London Newspaper has revealed why Lady Diana left Prince Charles.

    After marriage she found out that all rulers do not have twelve inches..
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    November 6th, 2014 08:34 AM #3200
    Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have *** with me,

    reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have ***, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time." The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have *** with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have ***, reach over and pull on my penis...fifty times"
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