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    "A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and pair of running boards."

    The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?"

    "No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon."

    "Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.


    The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?"

    She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires,

    headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!"

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    A 12 year old girl realized that she had started to grow hair between her legs. She had gotten worried and asked her mom about the hair. Her mommy calmly said, "that part where the hair has grown is called a Monkey, be proud that your Monkey had grown hair." Next morning at breakfast she told her sister. "My Monkey has grown hair." Her 16 year old sister smiled and said. "That's nothing! mine is already eating bananas." Their mom fainted.

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    ^

    biglang nawala si hubby?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monseratto View Post

    nakaka relate

Joke Time!