Joke Time!

[jick.cejoco]

How lucky can you get?

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Bad people don't die easy

[dr. d]

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Bad people don't die easy

totoo ba yan!!???
the only other picture i remember that can beat this, is the vietnamese (cambodian?) man with a live shell under his skin...

[_Cathy_]

How lucky can you get?

Can someone pls explain the picture to me

[BratPAQ]

Can someone pls explain the picture to me

Mortar shell yata yun.

[jick.cejoco]

Mortar shell yata yun.

Failure by one luck on another😋

[yebo]

Can someone pls explain the picture to me

90 mm mortar shell hits car, punches through car body near the gas filler spout but fails to detonate, supposedly because the car body is too thin to trigger the impact fuse and the rubber tyre cushioned the impact further. In other words, it's a dud.

Plausible, especially if the shell was made in Pakistan. Remember the Philippine Army is having the same problems with 105 mm howitzer shells and 90 mm mortar shells bought from Pakistan failing to detonate. Tinatawanan lang ng asg pag kinakanyon sila kasi di naman pumuputok. Pakistani made shells are designed to explode on impact on solid rock (good morning India!) Philippine soil conditions cushion the shells on impact so they don't explode. Mura nga supot naman.

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How often do you do this?

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Can someone pls explain the picture to me

Besides the mortar shell, the guy is missing a wheel nut...

[BratPAQ]

Damn auto-correct, lol.

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If it was a Filipino Bus Driver, he'd probably get a platinum staff...

[12vdc]

A priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives, when he realises that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English.
So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief

"This is a tree."

The chief looks at the tree and grunts "Tree."

The Priest is pleased with the response.

They walk a little further and he points to a rock and says

"This is a rock."

Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts "Rock."

The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes.

As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of heavy ***ual activity..

The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, "Man riding a bike."

The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them.

The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and be kind to each other, so how could he kill these people in cold blood that way?

The chief replied, "My bike"...!!!!!

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ET's finger hit the jackpot...

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[JR318]

A man 80 years of age married a young lady. A year later he carried her to the hospital, and she had a baby. The nurse said to the man:"At your age, how do you do that?"

The man answered, "You just have to keep the motor running."

Another year passes, and the man carries her back to the hospital, another baby. The same nurses said to the man and asked: 'You are something else, how do you do that?"

He said,"I told you that you just have to keep the motor running". Another year and back tot he hospital for another baby. The same nurse said:"You are unbelievable, how do you do that?!"

He said:"You go to keep that motor running."

She answered:"Well, you better change oil, because this one came out black."

[JR318]

An engineer died. He was taken to heaven. However, later on, it was realized that there was a mistake and he would have to be sent to hell.

Engineer was not happy with the living condition of hell. He started working on infrastructure. He erected great buildings, installed ACs in rooms, water supply, hygiene, and life in hell became really exciting.

One day, St Peter called up Satan and asked how life was going on in hell. Satan: "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

St Peter said, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan: "What nonsense." I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

St Peter said, "Satan, you have to understand that, send him to heaven or I will sue you"

Satan laughed uproariously and replied, "We have all the lawyers here!"

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