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April 10th, 2013 11:31 AM #1104BAHASA MALAYSIA: Malaysia’s national language;
BAHASA INDONESIA: Indonesia’ national language;
BAHASA PILIPINAS: Not the Philippine national language, but its national problem every time it rains...
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April 10th, 2013 11:47 AM #1105Ang babae daw ay parang abogado at and lalake ay parang criminal. bakit kamo?
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April 10th, 2013 07:33 PM #1108Q:Ano ang pinaka ayaw ng babae sa lalaki?
A: Pagtitiwala.
read slowly.
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April 10th, 2013 09:54 PM #1109
Originally Posted by stickers
Q:Ano ang pinaka ayaw ng babae sa lalaki?
A: Pagtitiwala.
read slowly.
parang 3 words na yan sir ah.
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April 11th, 2013 01:55 PM #1111A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and
gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only
here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my
testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate
from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles
gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,
Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says
very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen
very, very closely:
Are - my - test - results - back?"
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April 11th, 2013 05:09 PM #1112Ayaw din naman nga lalake sa babae ang MANIWALA Originally Posted by stickers
Q:Ano ang pinaka ayaw ng babae sa lalaki?
A: Pagtitiwala.
read slowly.
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April 12th, 2013 12:20 PM #1116From Sen. Miriam
Q: Why is the campaign period scheduled during summer?
A: Because this is the time the true nature of politicians is exposed.
Kung matunaw sila sa init, ibig sabihin plastic sila.
Kung masunog sila sa araw, ibig sabihin mapapel sila.
At kung mahilig silang magbilad sa araw, malamang buwaya sila.”
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April 12th, 2013 01:16 PM #1117 Originally Posted by itchier
From Sen. Miriam
Q: Why is the campaign period scheduled during summer?
A: Because this is the time the true nature of politicians is exposed.
Kung matunaw sila sa init, ibig sabihin plastic sila.
Kung masunog sila sa araw, ibig sabihin mapapel sila.
At kung mahilig silang magbilad sa araw, malamang buwaya sila.”
Hehehe. True- To- Lie stories 'yan bay. :cheers2:
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April 12th, 2013 03:48 PM #1119[img]http://cdn.motinetwork.net/demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/0905/optical-illusion-life-time-joke-mind-****-buy-gift-shoes-str-demotivational-poster-1241952518.jpg[/img]
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April 12th, 2013 04:27 PM #1120In the event Grace Poe get's to win in the Senatorial election, she has this agenda already.
Changes she will make with her impact:
National fish : sugPOE
National game : trumPOE
National vegetable: uPOE
National bird: POEgo
National fruit : POEmelo
National hero : laPOE-laPOE
National animal: POEsa
National anthem: POEsong bato
Now it's up to you if your gonna vote for her knowing what's gonna happen.
If you vote for her: POEtang ina mo!
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