Joke Time!

[Little Missy]

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Ohhhh, life....[emoji13]

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[Little Missy]

How to ruin it in two words: Burt Bees

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[ninjababez]

natisod ko lang dito LOL

Maraming beses na din ako naka-experience ng racism. Pero may isang matindi nangyari about a decade ago sa Las Vegas. Went into a high-end department store wherein I found a rack of jackets that were on sale. So pili lang ako. Nung nakapili na ako (mga worth $45), inabot ko sa matandang babae para bayaran. Then she suddenly asks me, not if I was paying ing cash or credit. Ang sabi ba naman e, " This is expensive!" So, sinagot ko na, " I wasn't asking if it was. I was already going to pay for it lady!" Saka lang ako tinanong kung paano ko babayaran. Sa inis ko, inilabas ko yung pinakakatago kong $1000 bill sa wallet ko. Tulala ang gaga. Wala daw siyang ipapalit sa ganung kalaking bill. Iniwan ko na lang yung jacket, sabay bili ako sa kabilang department store. Maski ba naman Hanes shirt, denims, at running shoes lang ang suot ko, di siya dapat ganun mag-estima ng customer nila.

[dr. d]

this must be a very, very old story.
a $ 45 jacket is expensive?
the last USD 1000 bill was printed a long time ago... 1934..?

[monty_GTV]

CONVERSATION AT A CHECKPOINT IN JOLO:

Sundalo: Magandang araw, Sir! Pasensya sa abala, checkpoint lang po.
Civilian: Magandang araw din, Sir. OK lang po.

Sundalo: Sir, Christian ka? or Muslim?
Civilian: Muslim po Sir, Tausug po ako.

Sundalo: Totoo po ba na lahat ng mga Tausug ay Warriors?
Civilian: Hindi naman po Sir, Raptors yung iba.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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[ninjababez]

^hahaha share ko dito office bro [emoji1787][emoji1787]

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[dr. d]

yes.
i already got several thumbs up, when i texted the joke to my penpals.