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    August 15th, 2013 02:29 PM #1921
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    August 15th, 2013 09:33 PM #1922
    HE MUST PAY

    Husband and wife had a tiff.
    Wife called up her mom and said, "He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you."
    Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you.

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    Water in the carburetor

    WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
    HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous "
    WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
    HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?
    WIFE: "In the pool"

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    Dating a China girl...its a challenge in oral English !!!
    Always understand what others are saying!

    I asked a China girl if she would come out with me and I asked her number so that I could call her.

    She got all excited and said: "*** *** *** FREE *** TONIGHT"
    ... wow such a hot girl !...

    but then, my friend told me what she really said was 6 6 6 3 6 2 9.

    oh, well....
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    August 15th, 2013 11:25 PM #1923
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    August 16th, 2013 12:42 PM #1924
    Quote Originally Posted by Retz View Post


    baluga in rome?
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    August 16th, 2013 01:29 PM #1925
    Quote Originally Posted by jick.cejoco View Post
    baluga in rome?
    Nope. Greece, really.

    btw, the roman empire extended all the way to africa. Lions and elephants and black gladiators were prime imports.
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    August 16th, 2013 01:33 PM #1926
    Quote Originally Posted by yebo View Post
    Nope. Greece, really.

    btw, the roman empire extended all the way to africa. Lions and elephants and black gladiators were prime imports.


    hekhekhek black gladiator in brother's outfit.
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    August 16th, 2013 04:33 PM #1927
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    August 16th, 2013 05:27 PM #1928
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    August 16th, 2013 05:56 PM #1930
    Quote Originally Posted by piscesboy View Post
    Inay, sabi nga ho ng mga lalaki huwag na raw akong bumili ng panty.

    Dadagdagan na lang daw nila ang pera ko para ibili kayo ng Gillette at panty. :hysterical:
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