eto pa sir hehehe
Papa: anak wag ka magsisinungaling ha, bad yun. you will not go to heaven.
Anak: yes papa!
3 days later:
Papa: ano ba naman yan school PTA na yan, nang-hihingi na naman ng donation? ano akala nila pinupulot lang ang pera.
Anak: papa, kinausap ako ni Mr. <Principal> today. tinanong nya how's your family. are you doing ok?
Anak: sabi ko: "papa has a new SUV and we will go to disneyland with mama, grandma, grandpa, yaya, kuya, and uncle doyle for 1 whole week.
Papa: eh bobo ka pala eh, bakit mo sinabi totoo?
