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missZ
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October 19th, 2006 04:26 AM #11. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having *** in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&*.. kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling *** jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good ****."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh **** what the hell happened?"
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Tsikoteer
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October 19th, 2006 05:50 AM #22. Having *** in a twin bed is out of the question.
wala akong kama eh. kutson lang...
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
nope.. balance pa rin... pero paminsan may month na puro beer lang
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
panu ko? i sleep at 6am dahil galing ako sa work?... tsk tsk im not yet growing up...
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling *** jokes around you.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
heheheheh
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
nope.. i eat lunch for breakfast dahil saliwa yung oras ko
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."
hmm.. inom pa rin ako kung inom eh.. hala sige.. inom pa rin... hehhee
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
hmmm.. sometimes....
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh **** what the hell happened?"
hahahaha oo nga anu...
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Spoiled Rotten
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October 19th, 2006 06:29 AM #33. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
I can't stand beer..
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
Still 6am...
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
Kasama ba Discovery?
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
More like zero...
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&*.. kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
Nope. The missus does it...
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
McDo, Jollibee, Burger Machine, Mr Kabab, Hosena's, Tapa King... ah detox...
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
No dog, just fish...
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
Di naman...
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
Weelll, I AM married...
I AM old...
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Tsikoteer
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October 20th, 2006 10:14 AM #6Ha ha ha!!! Natawa ako bigla dito pre!!
Originally Posted by flagg
...I AM old...
I'm old na din pala!
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Toyota is my choice
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October 20th, 2006 11:48 PM #7 Originally Posted by russpogi
Ha ha ha!!! Natawa ako bigla dito pre!!
I'm old na din pala!
young at heart naman. hehe..
wow russ bago avatar mo ah.
pogi nman. pasakay nman. hehe
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Dakilang Tambay
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October 21st, 2006 12:40 AM #8HHmm... edi bata pa pala ako dahil halos walang nag match sakin eh!
except for this one:
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling *** jokes around you.
dati kasi pag may mga bold ung film na pinapanood namin ni daddy tinatakpan nya mata ko eh, ngaun nde na! hahaha....
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David Tong
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October 21st, 2006 05:16 PM #10Syempre! Kailangang panindigan yung handle ko! hehehe! Originally Posted by finchy18
Sorry po sa OT!
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Originally Posted by flagg
I’m going up to Baguio this Monday. How are the roads?
2023 Toyota Wigo