Signs You're Growing Up/Ageing

**tinky** · October 19th, 2006 04:26 AM

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having *** in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&*.. kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling *** jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take naps.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good ****."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh **** what the hell happened?"

**karlbo** · October 19th, 2006 05:50 AM

2. Having *** in a twin bed is out of the question.

wala akong kama eh. kutson lang...

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

nope.. balance pa rin... pero paminsan may month na puro beer lang
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

panu ko? i sleep at 6am dahil galing ako sa work?... tsk tsk im not yet growing up...

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling *** jokes around you.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

heheheheh

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

nope.. i eat lunch for breakfast dahil saliwa yung oras ko

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

hmm.. inom pa rin ako kung inom eh.. hala sige.. inom pa rin... hehhee

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

hmmm.. sometimes....

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh **** what the hell happened?"

hahahaha oo nga anu...

**Flagg** · October 19th, 2006 06:29 AM

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
I can't stand beer..

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
Still 6am...

6. You watch the Weather Channel.
Kasama ba Discovery?

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
More like zero...

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&*.. kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
Nope. The missus does it...

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
McDo, Jollibee, Burger Machine, Mr Kabab, Hosena's, Tapa King... ah detox...

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
No dog, just fish...

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
Di naman...

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
Weelll, I AM married...

I AM old...

**empy** · October 19th, 2006 08:52 AM

dem...4/25 :bwahaha:

**redorange** · October 19th, 2006 09:03 AM

What a depressing post.

**roninblade** · October 19th, 2006 09:42 AM

- Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
never had plants, also stopped smoking more than 10 years ago

- Having *** in a twin bed is out of the question.
anywhere

- You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
never had beer in the fridge

- 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
depends on my work sched

- Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
some friends are still on the hook-up and break-up stage

- Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
oops, ya got me

- You take naps.
had a nap last night, an 8hour nap. woke up at 3.30am

- Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
if im awake at that time, food will definitely settle my stomach

- "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."
got me again.

- 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
50% of the time

- You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
i never drink at home

- When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh **** what the hell happened?"
only to half of my friends

**CVT** · October 19th, 2006 11:10 AM

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
- Yes, we used to grow them in pots as decor plants.

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
- Dire Straits?

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good ****."
- Still, anything will do.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."
- I'll drink to that! hic!

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
- Oh, really? Look at what I'm doing now!

:starwars:

**wren** · October 19th, 2006 11:17 AM

Originally Posted by missZ

2. Having *** in a twin bed is out of the question.

how about having *** with twins! :naughty2:

**userfriendly** · October 19th, 2006 03:21 PM

Originally Posted by FXT

how about having *** with twins! :naughty2:

As for the ret of the thread ..... I admit I'm old

**dazedchiq** · October 20th, 2006 05:05 AM

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
-- guilty! hahaha!

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
-- true! half of my close friends are married or getting married.

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
-- when i was still working.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
-- sometimes, but i still prefer comfort over style

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling *** jokes around you.
-- even my dad tells me his ***capades! hahaha!

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
-- nah... i still cook food just for my dogs.

16. You take naps.
-- yeah, power naps!

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
-- isn't that a whole date eversince?

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
-- only for pain killers, but not for condoms and pregnancy tests (good girl ako, eh) hehe...

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."
-- guilty!

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh **** what the hell happened?"
-- true