Dahil sa tindi ng kahirapan sa probinsya,
namasukan si Inday bilang
katulong sa Maynila. Habang ini-interview ng
amo...

Amo: Kelangan namin ng katulong para mag ayos
ng bahay, magluto,
maglaba, magplantsa, mamalengke, at magbantay
ng mga bata. Kaya mo ba
ang lahat ng ito?

Inday: I believe that my trained skills and expertise
in management with
the use of standard tools, and my discipline and
experience will
contribute significantly to the value of the work
that you want, my
creativity, productivity and work-efficiency and the
high quality of
outcomes I can offer will boost the work progress.

Amo: [nosebleed]


Nakaraan ang dalawang araw, umuwi ang amo,
nakitang me bukol si junior.


Amo: Bakit me bukol si junior?

Inday: Compromising safety with useless aesthetics,
the not-so-well
engineered architectural design of our kitchen
lavatory affected the
boy's cranium with a slight boil at the left temple
near the auditory
organ.

Amo: [nosebleed ulit]


Kinagabihan, habang naghahapunan.

Amo: Bakit maalat ang ulam?

Inday: The consistency was fine. But you see, it
seems that the
increased amount of sodium chloride (NaCl)
affected the taste
drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do
apologize.

Amo: [nosebleed na naman]

Donya: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko, nadadatnan kitang
nanunuod ng tv?!

Inday: Because I don't want you to see me doing
absolutely nothing.

Donya: [hinimatay]


Kinabukasan, sinamahan ni Inday si junior sa
principal's office dahil di
makapunta ang amo at donya.

Principal: Sinuntok ni junior ang kanyang kaklase.

Inday: It's absurd! It was never a fact that he will
inflict a fight. I
can only imagine how you handle schizophrenic
kids on this educational
institution. Revise your policies because they suck!

Principal: [nag resign]


Pag dating sa bahay, nandun na ang amo, galit na
galit.

Amo: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng
bahay?!

Inday: A change in the weather patterns might have
occurred wrecking
havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris are
scattered indicates
that the gust of wind was going northeast causing
damage to the path it
was heading for.

Amo: [nosebleed ulit]


Habang nagluluto si Inday ng hapunan, malikot si
junior.

Inday: Stop your raucous behavior. It is bound to
result in property
damages and if that happens there will be
corresponding punishment to be
inflicted upon you!

Junior: [takbo sa CR, punasan ang nagdudugong
ilong]


Pagkatapos magluto, nanood na ng TV si Inday.
Nabalitaan nya umalis si
Angel Locsin sa GMA 7.

Junior: Bakit kaya sya umalis?

Inday: Sometimes, people choose to leave not
because of selfish reasons
but because they just know that things will get
worse if they'll stay.
Leaving can be a tough act, and it's harder when
people can't understand
you for doing so.

Junior: [tuloy ang pagdugo ng ilong]


Nung gabing yon, me nag text ke Inday. Si Dodong,
ang driver ng
kapitbahay, gusto maki pag text-mate.

Inday: To forestall further hopes of acquaintance,
my unfathomable
statement to the denial of your request - Petition
denied.


Di nagla-on, dahil sa tyaga ni Dodong, nagging
syota nya rin si Inday.
Pero di tumagal ang kanilang relasyon, at nakipag-
break si Inday ke
Dodong.

Inday: The statute restricts me to love you but you
have the
provocations.
The way you smile is the proximate cause why I
love you. We have some
rules to think of. We have no vested rights to love
each other because
the upper household dismissed my petition!"

Dodong: Perhaps you are mistaken, what you seem
to contrive as any
affections for you are somewhat half-hearted. I
was merely attempting to
expand my network of interests by involving you in
my daily recreation.
Heretofor, you can expect an end to any verbal
articulation from myself"


Me dumaan na mamang basurero, at narinig ang
usapan ni Inday at Dodong.

Basurero (sabi ke Inday): Be careful in letting go of
the things you
thought are just nothing because maybe someday
you'll realize that the
one you gave away is the very thing you've been
wishing for to stay.

Narinig ang lahat ng eto ng amo ni inday.

Amo: [nagpakamatay]