Marriage in Heaven

A young couple, very much in love, were driving to church to get married.
Sadly, on the way, they had a terrible accident and were killed.
Both, standing before the pearly gates, asked Saint Peter if they could be married in heaven, since that's why they were there together and were very much in love.

Saint Peter checked his big book of appointements and said it would be fine but.....only in ten years. Well , being in love, they thought ten years would pass quickly enough and decided to wait. Sure enough, ten years later, a huge ceremony (with angels) weds our happy couple.

A few years later, fighting and bickering push the couple to want to separate, so they go back to ask Saint Peter if it was possible to get a divorce. Hearing this, Peter throws down his halo, curses, and says, " Dang nab it, it took ten years to find a priest in heaven!!!.....and now you want us to find a lawyer ???"