LITTLE JOHNNY strikes again:
>
>"Michael, If you were on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady,
>how would you tell her that you have to go to the rest room?" the
>teacher asked.
>
>"Just a minute, I have to go pee," he said.
>
>The teacher replied," That would be rude and impolite.
>
>What about you Paul, how would you say it?
>
>"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right
>back."
>
>The teacher responded," That's better, but it's still not very
mannerly

>to say the word 'bathroom' at the table."
>
>"And you Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence for once and
>show us your good manners."
>
>I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment; I have to
>shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to
>meet after dinner."
>
>The teacher fainted.