From SMS:

What's the difference between
> GF
> Prostitute
> Wife


Answer:
* GF - Post Paid
* Prosti - Pre-paid
*Wife - Unlimited
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ANo kaibahan ng Kare-kare at Babae?


Answer:
Ang kare-kare pag kinain, may giniling na mani.
Ang babae, gumigiling pag kinakain ang ****.