The MAN Thread

[spongee]

hehehe! naiimbyerna na sa kin asawa ko sa ganito... as in kailangan yun susi nasa sabitan ng susi, yun remote ng tv nasa table ng sala, yun trash naka-segregate.... siguro mas organized lang ang lalaki since ayaw ng doble trabaho. kung maiaayos lang din kaagad aayusin na.

the thing is...what i noticed with you men..my husband for one..maayos talaga kayo sa mga gamit...like naka-file lahat..like pantay pantay edges ng papel..like in order yung height and color ng pens...KASO...sa mga personal na gamit nyo lang..well i'm not talking in general pero mas maayos kayo sa mga gamit nyo lang especially your carstuffs...

[ogpro]

the thing is...what i noticed with you men..my husband for one..maayos talaga kayo sa mga gamit...like naka-file lahat..like pantay pantay edges ng papel..like in order yung height and color ng pens...KASO...sa mga personal na gamit nyo lang..well i'm not talking in general pero mas maayos kayo sa mga gamit nyo lang especially your carstuffs...

Hehe...onga no....now that you mention it....hehehee.

I guess with the things that matter to us, we are extremely organized. Heaven forbid my wife touches my Star Wars action figure collection and puts Boba Fett out of place...



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Anybody have a good definition for Male Machismo?

[oldblue]

eto tanong ko lang lakaki sa lalaki

immediately after *** ba ayaw nyo na maging affectionate?

parang kasi ganun ako eh, gusto ko na bumalik sa panonood ng TV, or computer, or games

[mbeige]

Ever read the book about men from Mars and women from Venus? Forgot the title but my wife told me about it before. I think it's all there...

[Bogeyman]

I have a couple of male cousins who hung around the kitchen with their mothers. We still hang out now, but our tastes are totally different, I check out the ladies and they....

Yeap, you guessed right.

Yup, there are still some exceptions.

Mike, a co-worker of mine, certainly knows his way around the kitchen. Pero macho pa rin; he drives a Land Cruiser, engages in airsoft and is happily married with 1 kid. Umiinit nga ulo nun pag may lumalanding bading sa kanya.

Hindi rin mawawala sa mga boys ang kalokohan. One time, in his younger days, Mike and his buds were at his house, cooking up a batch of brownies spiked with 'weed'. Tyempong napadaan ang mommy niya sa kusina...

Mom: (sniff) Uy, ano yung niluluto niyo?
Mike: Ah, wala ma. Brownies lang. Meryenda namin mamaya.
Mom: Brownies? (sniff) Ang bango ah, amoy pandan. Pahingi!
Mike: :doh:

[badsekktor]

the thing is...what i noticed with you men..my husband for one..maayos talaga kayo sa mga gamit...like naka-file lahat..like pantay pantay edges ng papel..like in order yung height and color ng pens...KASO...sa mga personal na gamit nyo lang..well i'm not talking in general pero mas maayos kayo sa mga gamit nyo lang especially your carstuffs...

hehehe! mismo!

eto tanong ko lang lakaki sa lalaki

immediately after *** ba ayaw nyo na maging affectionate?

parang kasi ganun ako eh, gusto ko na bumalik sa panonood ng TV, or computer, or games

hmmm di naman, minsan lang pag talagang sobrang wasted after the deed. nakakatulog na sa sobrang pagod

[ogpro]

eto tanong ko lang lakaki sa lalaki

immediately after *** ba ayaw nyo na maging affectionate?

parang kasi ganun ako eh, gusto ko na bumalik sa panonood ng TV, or computer, or games

I'd like to wager a guess that our passion and outward affection is affected by our ***ual drive. When we're in the heat of the chase or pre-coital stage, that's when we're at our most emotional and best behavoir. Immediately after satisfaction (post coital), I think we suffer from something similar to a serotonin crash....

I've wondered about that too, how my ***ual state (sated or unsated) affects how I act with women.

[ogpro]

Oh geez, this is a helluva link:

http://psychologytoday.com/articles/...02-000009.html

Well worth the click!

[uls]

According to the link, semen contains mood enhancers that prevent depression... so women who dont use condoms are less likely to experience depression. and women who use condoms are more likely to get depressed.

So in short, women who dont have contact with semen get depressed?

So u have a whole convent of depressed nuns?

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pero pansin nyo mga old maid masungit at galit sa mundo...

[mayana]

Every time my man opens the closet, whether he put something in or pulled something out, he leaves it open. What gives?!

[Jun aka Pekto]

eto tanong ko lang lakaki sa lalaki

immediately after *** ba ayaw nyo na maging affectionate?

parang kasi ganun ako eh, gusto ko na bumalik sa panonood ng TV, or computer, or games

After ***? Forget it. I'll be in La La Land. The only time I'd wake up is if I get an elbow to the face from the wife because I'm snoring too loud or *ahem* she wants some more.

As for other guy things.....

Tidy?..... I'm only orderly with my stuff when there's a need. My den's often a lot messier than the images of it that I've shown.

My wife has to literally drag me kicking and screaming to church every Sunday. But, I do as she says even though I worked a 12-hr graveyard shift the night before.

I'm a lousy cook in the kitchen not for lack of trying. I'm just plain lousy. But, when it comes to BBQ and making pancakes, those are mine and mine alone.

I also leave the toilet seat up. It only goes down when I have a big load coming. Then the toilet seat goes right back up.

Moustache. I looooove my moustache. Before we were married, so did my wife. She thought I looked like a "kontrabida" from tv. After we were married, she demanded I shave it off because she wanted that babyface look and feel.

That's about all I can mention. The rest would probably get this thread locked up...

[chain]

nice thread.

anyway, to add:

1. since my girl and I go to the gym regularly, she decided that I should have this mini-lunchbox thingy wherein I could put in my soap, shampoo and facial wash. so before I could protest any further, she got me one.. para hindi daw magulo. and I've noticed that I'm the only one inside the locker room na may ganun.. *sigh*
   
2. no matter what, i can't fold my shirts the way she does.

[ogpro]

nice thread.

anyway, to add:

1. since my girl and I go to the gym regularly, she decided that I should have this mini-lunchbox thingy wherein I could put in my soap, shampoo and facial wash. so before I could protest any further, she got me one.. para hindi daw magulo. and I've noticed that I'm the only one inside the locker room na may ganun.. *sigh*

MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Bro, whatever you do, if you drop your soap in the shower, consider it lost. DO NOT bend down to pick it up.

anyway, to add:
2. no matter what, i can't fold my shirts the way she does.

Men tend to rush these things, it's as if we actually think that there are better things to do than to fold shirts, so we rush through them and end up doing a half-a$$ed job.

[ogpro]

Another one for the guys...

What say you:

Ridiculously photoshopped and hyper edited:




Or all natural beauties:



Don't get me wrong, I am a big fan of glamour photography, but I think that magazine cover hides whatever real beauty the girl has. It actually looks cartoonish already. :down:

[GlennSter]

m2, yung absent-mindedness mo pwede pa yatang palampasin; konting leeway sa mga tumatanda. May memory gap na kasi, kaya dapat bawal ang pork. :bwahaha: :peace:

Karamihan sa mga guys eh intentional na yung pagiging makalat. As in, to the point na nagmumukha nang pigsty yung kwarto, bahay o opisina, pero ayaw pa ring magligpit; style daw yun. Kaya nagkaroon ng Queer Eye for the Straight Guy eh.

sakin naman..ang pagiging makalat ay treatment sa aking pagiging OC...hehrehrer

when i was a little kid in school, pag lumalampas sa line yung sulat ko sa notebook, i tear off the whole page kahit na malapit nako matapos sa notes...

so what i did was, sinasadya kong palampasin sa line at pangitan yung sulat ko...

being an oc then made me miss notes...so bumababa ang grades ko...naging sagabal ang magiging "neat" na notes ko.

same thing with my room...i used to fix everything right to the very angle of a fixture. pag nagalaw, kailangan kong ibalik sa dati...eh lagi na akong nale-late sa mga lakad at naging sagabal narin..

so what i did was i started to make mess

now im a messy b*$tard

[oldblue]

Another one for the guys...

What say you:

Ridiculously photoshopped and hyper edited:




Or all natural beauties:



Don't get me wrong, I am a big fan of glamour photography, but I think that magazine cover hides whatever real beauty the girl has. It actually looks cartoonish already. :down:

yun sa gitna kahit all-natural wag na lang

[empy]

yikes :shocked2:

here is a question: why is it so much fun for us guys to...ahem...scratch ourselves?

[mbeige]

Bato-bato sa langit...

(araykupo) hehehehehe...

[ogpro]

yikes :shocked2:

here is a question: why is it so much fun for us guys to...ahem...scratch ourselves?

Fun or force of habit? LOL. I personally have a distaste for doing that in public, but I guess it depends hehe.

[BlueBimmer]

like this?

tsarap ba? :bwahaha: