The MAN Thread

[Bogeyman]

I have a couple of male cousins who hung around the kitchen with their mothers. We still hang out now, but our tastes are totally different, I check out the ladies and they....

Yeap, you guessed right.

Yup, there are still some exceptions.

Mike, a co-worker of mine, certainly knows his way around the kitchen. Pero macho pa rin; he drives a Land Cruiser, engages in airsoft and is happily married with 1 kid. Umiinit nga ulo nun pag may lumalanding bading sa kanya.

Hindi rin mawawala sa mga boys ang kalokohan. One time, in his younger days, Mike and his buds were at his house, cooking up a batch of brownies spiked with 'weed'. Tyempong napadaan ang mommy niya sa kusina...

Mom: (sniff) Uy, ano yung niluluto niyo?
Mike: Ah, wala ma. Brownies lang. Meryenda namin mamaya.
Mom: Brownies? (sniff) Ang bango ah, amoy pandan. Pahingi!
Mike: :doh: