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January 12th, 2016 02:13 PM #1871I still feel sick due to cough and colds. Hopefully maging okay na so I can start training for my 80kms ultra marathon this March.
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January 12th, 2016 02:58 PM #1872i remember a former colleague who intimated to me that she hated this bitchy colleague of ours that she was thinking of trying to do the suggestion of her friend. this was the suggestion of her friend (do not do this at home. masama ito. kakasauhan ka nito. malaking pagkakasala ito. makukulong kayo nito).
1) find the biggest stapler at the office, bash her face using it with all the might you can muster;
2) if she'd lose consciousness in the process, start pulling her fingernails with pliers. if not, bash her face again. if you don't like her nails, you can opt for her teeth. it's your choice.
3) then apply water therapy. this is the best. forcibly open her mouth. ram a funnel down into her throat. close her nose using a vise grip. then start pouring water into the funnel until her stomach becomes bloated and she throws up. start the whole process all over again, all the while shouting invectives at her, or "gusto mo pa ha?!" or "water pa more?"
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January 12th, 2016 05:47 PM #1875
^running/ jogging ba talaga dyan sa ultra marathon? Or yung iba nanlalamang naangkas sa wheels [emoji16]
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January 13th, 2016 07:52 AM #1876
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January 13th, 2016 06:32 PM #1878early morning five years ago, a mother went home to see her own 6 year-old daughter, bathed in her own blood, sprawled on the ground, and lifeless. she was clobbered to death by two monsters using a steel pipe who earlier had a spat with her husband. the horrific incident was witnessed by her other 11 year-old daughter.
one of the malefactors was arrested right there and then. he is undergoing trial for the crime of murder. but the other killer escaped.
this is a story of a mother's unrelenting quest for justice.
some months back, the mother, after practically going to so many places looking for this criminal, informed us that she got a tip from somebody in her village that the escapee was collared for another crime involving drugs in some far away place but had been using a different identity. instead of us verifying it for her, she volunteered to do it. the information positive. she came back and reported the matter to us. thus, we asked the court for an order directing the killer's jailer to bring his body to court next hearing so that he could be arraigned.
meanwhile, the case against the malefactor who was arrested was already half-way through. the daughter who witnessed the incident had already narrated a heart-rending account of what had happened that fateful day. she was already due for cross-examination.
this morning when i called her up to the witness stand for her cross-examination she told me that the other accused was present. i informed the court about this. the latter ordered a temporary suspension of the hearing to give the public attorney the opportunity to advice this accused on the consequences of whatever plea he would enter.
when the case was called again and the information for murder was read to him, the accused pleaded GUILTY! right at the corner of my eye, the mother and child were crying. they might be unlettered, but i was sure as hell that they perfectly understood what was happening. my goodness! inside the court you could hear a pin drop. i was dumbstruck too. i did not expect that he would admit what he did. for the first time, i did not know what to feel. i just felt a tingling sensation that came from my shoulders going up to my nape.
now, looking back, i have this epiphany that, in our job, this is it that keep us going, that somehow you are part of justice being done.
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January 13th, 2016 06:41 PM #1879
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Ang mahal naman ng shipping nito. Malamang mga demo o display units. Sa alam ko torque para...
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